forbids [Rosie] Consider yourself disabused. The correct format to the Euru-Disney Pretend Parliament Regulation would be Regulation (EC) No 4295/2002. So now you know.
quantities [Rosie] Ok. If you insist. Its a little known regulation concerning the harvesting of underwater asparagus. Paragraph 23(d) deals with the technical specification of the filtration system required in the crop bed and states that the particulate size should not exceed 10 microns. And if you believe that then........
aquatic (Snodders) Well, I'm very reassured that they take it so seriously. This kind of thing is what makes "You and Yours" such a rivetting programme.
bile.(All) Yes, there were gas masks in the cupboard under the stairs along with some large metal gauze covers about 15" diameter. Can't remember what they were for - maybe nothing to do with the war. Well, I was only 3.
of(Darren) Indeed so. Nothing short of a miracle that I may have been conceived by persons wearing gas masks at the time. Maybe they did so because there was no such thing as soap in 1942. Didn't do Mum any harm - she's still alive and well, aged 92. :-)
soap. [Rosie] Same age as my dad only he was out there with Monty at the time. I can still remember my mum's gas mask. It was in a cardboard box under the stairs. I was born a little after the war but I have still got my ration card!
much We too had gas masks in the house - kept ... wait for it ... under the stairs. Mind you, that's where the gas meter was - so I suppose it's logical?