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Cheddar Gorge but with each 'sentence' no more than 30-40 moves, no minimum!!
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suggestions
made
palatable
via
therapy.
Wardrobes
filled
?
Try (Double-sentence alert)
custard
for
cushioning
frocks.
Watermelon [Rosie] I have the late, great Alexis Korner's version. Funky! Not what I call blues, though.
chunks
sustain
many
wasps
(insert apostrophe) appetites (BM) Don't know that one, but it's certainly best as Funk rather than Swing. I've heard a Big Band version of it several times (don't know the arranger) and it goes well with plenty of space for solos but I've never played it with any Big Band I've been with.
[comma]
but
seldom
last
beyond
next
millennium.
Horatio
spent
yesterday
just
waiting
in
Sainsbury's.
On
radio
Three
, seldom
can
one
really
reggae
Sheep
are
misunderstood
despite
the
efforts
made
by
various
psycologists.
I
Claudius
do
lust
after this isn't going to end well...
wife, (nights) Could do, if we maintain historical integrity.
but
she
has
cucumbers
where
no
man
would
even
try
to
grow obvious, innit?
up *groan*
his
Seldom
circumstances
been
so
perfect
for
smugness.
Unless
you
display
regret,
the
bastards
will
reveal
your
intestines.
Strawberry
fields
picked
strawberrys
CRISPS MINI CHEDDARS
seldom
taste
similar
to
strawberries
from
Cheddar.
Mini-crisps
drive
you
to
distraction.
Mountains
, particularly
snow
-capped
mountains,
may
look
majestic,
but © J. Major
when
viewed
up
-side
the
other riiiiiight....
mountains
appear
majesticer. hmm ... that was going rather well
Ridiculously
, stupidity
manifests
itself
most
often
after
60,
or
more
precisely,
when
picks
fights (Chalky) Am I right, or merely paranoid, in assuming that you had hoped that my penultimate post would have been a certain prime number?
with
Chris
Tarrant
uncensored
game [Rosie] I don't fink I was pre-hemptin' anyfink acksherlee :-)
birds
(full stop) This Cheddar has gone mouldy. (Chalky) I believe you, as ever.
Morning
is
rarely
late.
Substantial
subsidance
may
subsequentely
subdue
subterranean
subspecies
subliminally.
Supernatural
phenomena
are
simply
the
product
of Someone has insert the nuts and bolts, don't they?
- - - - I'll just insert a "to" in the above, and use Preview at bit more.
omniscient
- - - - I'll just blush, and try to use my brain a bit more
yet
somehow ©G. Garden.
simple
artificial
interpretation
incorrectly
surmised
Russian
Well, thats f****** it.
To
be
up
on
my
you
must
on
many
different
,yet
seldom
worthwhile
journeys
between
plateaux
and
gateaux.
Two
tribes
go
wildly
mad
Frankie
Detorri's
huge
reputation.
Somewhere
Over
Bexhill,
beyond
passengers
suffer
interminable
anguish
, not
forgetting
....errr.....
...um
why
whatchamacallit
thingy
ran
hot. (Inkspot) Assuming you didn't mean the underline, as there's no full stop. This underline is meant. :-)
Hot
or
not,
what
got
Dot
Cot
shot?
Nicely done... How
brown
eyes reality check needed
, would
cheat
when
anyone
can
say
forsooth
(.) Let's have this one humanely put down.
Thank
you
very oblig.
slightly
patronisingly
much
, for
your
unanticipated
desire
which
, frankly
was
extraordinarily
crazy
,without
doubt.
Bend
me
backwards
,Nigel.
Conjugate
following
verbs
without
spitting:
feather. I feather, You feather, he, she or it feathers....
married
to
a pig
is
not
a good
idea
if you
want a
shag
with a
tree
or a
hippo
called
gareth gates
.
Bzzt! "a" counts as a single move in this game.
I'd just like to point out that although I *was* responsible, on joining, for the pseudonym explosion a few months ago while I selected my moniker, whatever that string just was was not down to me.
Yet
more
gibberish
does
erupt
, impoverishing
each
line
of
otherwise
enlightening
prose
in
these
otherwise
furtive
retreats
beyond
Redditch
Trousers
Explode. [oblig.]
Short ..Tuj]:-)
trousers
implode
around
teatime.
Kilts
, alternatively
fizzle
when
ignited
, or
turn
off
appreciating
music.
Expectoration
is
the
forcible
spoon
of
catarrh.
Spatulas
(wooden)
succumb
to
Beyoncé
after
several
false
insertions
of
food
into Oblig., more or less
unyielding
but
somehow © G Garden Esq
strangely oblig.
ethereal
cavernous
mouths.
Confusing
identities
lead
us
into
farcical
Shakespearian
sub-plots
resulting
in
harmonious
outrages
and
fisty-cuffs.
Hope
this
Ferrari
has
wheels
some
antifreeze
, although
windscreen
cleaning
optional.
Most
toast
tastes
triffic. [sic]
Triffids
terrify
terrific
terrapods.
Collapsible
boats
are
without
structural
integrity.
My
favourite
pregnancy
lasted
and
lasted. Oblig? :-)
Gallons
of
beer :-)
can
erupt
after
being
washed
down
with
gallons
of
more
reactive
chemical
solvents
which
irritate
Greenpeace
like
nothing
on
earth. Has to be.
Full
marks
to
rab
for
having
three
gallons
of minimalist.
rare
sweat
the
Ebay
site!
Keep
right [There was a temptation to full stop at that point but I dont want to record the shortest contribution so lets see where we go.]
the - oblig
road
, Dorothy
occasionally
turning
only
avoid
Gordon
, Enid Attack of Clement Freud's recent disease, the list
Smith, (catching)
and
anyone
else hedging
brandishing
copies
of
Hansard
, elegantly
disporting
their
favourite
colours
(puce, gamboge
(omitting to supply a word as Rosie put two in)
, heliotrope
and (Darren) Most gentlemanly. :-) Must've thought I was back in MCPants playing Double Glocester, or slightly pissed.
beige).
Now
pour
it
over
my
pudding,
starter
plate,
and
don't
break     Is this making any sense? ... Ignore that, it's not supposed to - is it?
the Well, ideally it would make sense, but you can't have everything!
delicate
bowl.
Any
sign
sense?
Nothing
you
say
has
coherence.
To
all
those
lovely
traffic
jam
creators:
Get
stuffed.
I
agree.
with
-er
, hesitation,
um
,what?
Deviation
often
implies
deviancy.
Repetition
repeats.
Brevity
may
suffice.
Oh
no!
There's
a
thing.
And
another
thing:
never
procrastinate
possibly.
procrastinate
often
, but
eventually,
things
wait
for
no
,..err,
-one.
Hail
storms
are
evil.
Rain
, rain
and
lemonade
shandy's
ingredients
are
secret
and
chocolate
rarely
features
there
-in.
Trust
my
judgement
, you
little
excuse
a Has to be.
tiny
lump
Jordan's
enormous (forced)
stupidity.
Bravery
impresses
querelous
knights
of
Hull.
Hull's
geographic
centre
is
rotating.
My
coconuts
are
getting
ready
crack.
Cracking
bones
regularly
features
coconuts.
Wallace
married
many
couples
, being
flagrante
with
the
Parson's
clothing.
Displacement
equals
perturbation
over
the
likely
outcome
scenarios.
Until
next
chocolate
delivery
, eat
nothing
but
reconstituted
carob. ... dreary pills anyone?
Chalky again - Spotlights
highlight    Yuk, Chalky!
mostly
the
highlights
because
they
couldn't
discern
between
anything
other
What is this
form (Jim) A word game. When you're ready, join in.
convincingly
Not
displayed Er . . sorry that "form" rather buggers things up. :-(
prominently.
Michael (Darren) Well terminated.
Grade Boo! Hiss!
stinks
like
With a comma after stinks, I think that'll do!
You
can
kiss
goodbye
lovingly
, but
your
tongue
must
never
be
visible
unless
the
tip
is
moist.
Around
midnight
ghosts
get
out
-standing
debts
settled
Lawers
and
frightened
out
undertakers

somtimes
,omission
can brevity can sometimes be a virtue
work.
Semolina
pudding oblig
fights
for
those
who
wear
their
pants,
backwards
results
gallons
of
milk.
Weekend
activities
need
not
involve
sweat.
Being
stupid
, Beckham
thinks Maybe not le mot juste.
only
balls.
Since
Skegness
sucks,
Mablethorpe
blows. oblig
Dig
didgeridoo
, dude.
Infringing
copyright
laws
usually
results
indignation
by
noon.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
manufactures
lubricated
, such
as
those
found
Wales.
Krung­thep­maha­nakorn­amorn­ratana­kosin­mahintar­ayutthay­ amaha­dilok­phop­noppa­ratrajathani­ burirom­udom­rajaniwes­mahasat­ harn­amorn­phimarn­avatarn­sathit­sakkattiya­visanukamprasit (also known as Bangkok)
brides
are
thoroughly
exhausted
after
a
visit
from
multilingual
Jimmy,
who
fixed
their
matrimonial
mumblings.
novel
solution.
Lust
after
breakfast
excites
radioactive
isotopes Crap science, of course; they do their own thing.
into
peculiar
behaviour.
Death
becomes
boring
when
lobotomies
become
compulsory.
Life
expectancy
is
at
least
this
long.
Avoiding
punctuation
may
stop
comma
abuse.
rich
food
earns
its
crust.
Why
can't
statisticians
demonstrate
theoretical
uncertainties
without
lapsing
into
incomprehensibly
vast
non-Gaussian
types
distribution
patterns.
Unless
you That last one was rather good. :-)
empty [Rosie] Yes... It would have been even better if it had ended with a question mark!
everything
from
all,
there (Darren) How dare you point out something I hadn't noticed! Or should that be a question mark?
won't
be
enough
to
distribute
at
Rugby's
forthcoming
anual
pilgrimage I hope that was a typographical error, widey, otherwise I'll be in deep s**t!
Er-hum To
eat Getting in before the notorious infinitive-splitter arrives
, perchance
to Oblig.
gorge. (doubly oblig.)
Cheddar
is why not, eh?
gorgeous *drool* I don't know whether I'm looking forward to the uber-pilg more because of what's involved, or more because it's an off-diet weekend and I am going to eat chips!
Rhinocerous
droppings KH - er, that's an adjective.
taste
like
carp.
It
never
bothered
Wogan
whether
they
could
read
music
or
Slyly
, Sharon
destroyed
Palestine.
Spoons
constitute
threat
to
livelihood
of oblig.
hard-
nosed
cutlery
,says
spokesman.
Buttocks
rattle
unsuspecting
amidst
general
paraphernalia.
Ice
floes
South
Kensington
. So
District
Nurse
instead.
Biscuits (What on earth did that last one mean?)
seldom
make
love.
Once
you've
reached
my
inner
sphincter, (sorry, sorry, I just had to)
please
release
that (Raak) How many sphincters have you got, man? And where is the outer one situated? The mind boggles. :-)
which
I
previously
withheld
before
passing [Rosie- The outer one is, I understand, somewhere around Redhill - and tomorrow I will be too so I'll keep an eye out!]
Redhill's
Junction.
If
only.
Unfortunately
for (Snodders) If the outer one is around Redhill, the inner one must be somewhere near Croydon, say. These places are perilously close to where I live (Warlingham). "Passing showers" to use rather dated meteorological terminology. :-(
meteorologists,
inclement
conditions [Rosie] I understand your concern :-] but Cheam may come into play so you may just escape the fallout.
evade
precise (Snodders) Just a cloud on the western horizon, then. Phew!
control.
Desperately
seeking (oblig.)
underwear Ever had one of those days? Oops, am I the only one? :)
, I
rummage
about
depends what you mean ZK...
in ...always glad to help....
my Anyone going to go for "drawers"?
enormous [Darren]No.
strangely oblig
grey-coloured (or grey-colored as required)
garage (KH) gray-colored, of you're going for the full Yank.
mechanic.
Hooray!
Over nights is in a world of his own, it seems.
done (Rosie - gray-colored is what I meant! Must double check the preview)
chicken
kebab
can [Rosie] certainly am!
induce
pregnancy
in I await the next move with some mystification. :-)
certain
pigmy
chicken
tasters
if
contraceptives
fail.
Whenever
people
move
around
they
tend
to
exchange
infections
like
strangely
infectious
people
do.
Being
inexplicably
nice
is
nice!
Peanuts
to
be
endorsed
by
all
urologists
,says
cartoonist.
BISCUITS!
Smoking
discarded
shavings
causes
chickens
to
violently
intimidate
other
chickens.
Sometimes
I
shout
"BISCUITS,"
thus
shattering
glass
BISCUITS!
Now:
massage (oblig.)
from
Jamie possibly oblig.
using
camphorated (That was massage, not message?)
oil absolutely oblig.
sounds
emanating
from oblig.
every oblig doubled
orifice (utterly oblig.)
of
cow ... obligatory mercy killing.
Surely
not.
Bugger
Bognor!, All right, who is supposed to have said that?
George
exclaimed.
Never
burst.
Green
bottles
terrorise
recyclers
of
paper
with
threats (ZK) :-)
origami.
Balamory
questions
remain,
but
they
imply
that
stories
about
Balamory
abound.
Interestingly,
invasions
interfere
irreversably
, irrespective
in
ignominious
interludes
inversely
implying
irreproachably
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