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Cheddar Gorge but with each 'sentence' no more than 30-40 moves, no minimum!!
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taste
like
carp.
It
never
bothered
Wogan
whether
they
could
read
music
or
Slyly
, Sharon
destroyed
Palestine.
Spoons
constitute
threat
to
livelihood
of oblig.
hard-
nosed
cutlery
,says
spokesman.
Buttocks
rattle
unsuspecting
amidst
general
paraphernalia.
Ice
floes
South
Kensington
. So
District
Nurse
instead.
Biscuits (What on earth did that last one mean?)
seldom
make
love.
Once
you've
reached
my
inner
sphincter, (sorry, sorry, I just had to)
please
release
that (Raak) How many sphincters have you got, man? And where is the outer one situated? The mind boggles. :-)
which
I
previously
withheld
before
passing [Rosie- The outer one is, I understand, somewhere around Redhill - and tomorrow I will be too so I'll keep an eye out!]
Redhill's
Junction.
If
only.
Unfortunately
for (Snodders) If the outer one is around Redhill, the inner one must be somewhere near Croydon, say. These places are perilously close to where I live (Warlingham). "Passing showers" to use rather dated meteorological terminology. :-(
meteorologists,
inclement
conditions [Rosie] I understand your concern :-] but Cheam may come into play so you may just escape the fallout.
evade
precise (Snodders) Just a cloud on the western horizon, then. Phew!
control.
Desperately
seeking (oblig.)
underwear Ever had one of those days? Oops, am I the only one? :)
, I
rummage
about
depends what you mean ZK...
in ...always glad to help....
my Anyone going to go for "drawers"?
enormous [Darren]No.
strangely oblig
grey-coloured (or grey-colored as required)
garage (KH) gray-colored, of you're going for the full Yank.
mechanic.
Hooray!
Over nights is in a world of his own, it seems.
done (Rosie - gray-colored is what I meant! Must double check the preview)
chicken
kebab
can [Rosie] certainly am!
induce
pregnancy
in I await the next move with some mystification. :-)
certain
pigmy
chicken
tasters
if
contraceptives
fail.
Whenever
people
move
around
they
tend
to
exchange
infections
like
strangely
infectious
people
do.
Being
inexplicably
nice
is
nice!
Peanuts
to
be
endorsed
by
all
urologists
,says
cartoonist.
BISCUITS!
Smoking
discarded
shavings
causes
chickens
to
violently
intimidate
other
chickens.
Sometimes
I
shout
"BISCUITS,"
thus
shattering
glass
BISCUITS!
Now:
massage (oblig.)
from
Jamie possibly oblig.
using
camphorated (That was massage, not message?)
oil absolutely oblig.
sounds
emanating
from oblig.
every oblig doubled
orifice (utterly oblig.)
of
cow ... obligatory mercy killing.
Surely
not.
Bugger
Bognor!, All right, who is supposed to have said that?
George
exclaimed.
Never
burst.
Green
bottles
terrorise
recyclers
of
paper
with
threats (ZK) :-)
origami.
Balamory
questions
remain,
but
they
imply
that
stories
about
Balamory
abound.
Interestingly,
invasions
interfere
irreversably
, irrespective
in
ignominious
interludes
inversely
implying
irreproachably
improper
ideology
interacting
inevitably
in
Isolation
-ism.
Regrettably, Well, it seems to be me again, so let's try another one. (Dr Q) Neat!
my
trousers
exacerbate
several
internal
complaints
, specifically,
those

Honk!!!

 That's an end of a sentence, surely? And if it isn't I don't think we really want to know. Some secrets are best left "unexposed" I feel.
You miserable sod, Thrax. It might just have been flatulence and a tight belt.
Now
whenever
Thrax
speaks
out
,we
instinctively
honk.
Honk!
Honking
while
bonking oblig.
almost [Thrax] I expected 'relating', 'concerning', 'involving' or similar to follow 'internal complaints, specifically, those........ So Premature Honking is alive and well!
excites
geese.
Electing
fascist
governments
means
exactly
the
opposite Hmmm, I tell you, Snoddy, Premature Honking is something I try to bear with dignity and fortitude. These last few years I've been a martyr to it.
of
what
you
sometimes
might
ignore
, but
vote
for
me
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