mc5 - Mini Cheddars

I'd just like to point out that although I *was* responsible, on joining, for the pseudonym explosion a few months ago while I selected my moniker, whatever that string just was was not down to me.

ZK

Yet

penelope

more

gibberish

does

erupt

, impoverishing

each

line

of

otherwise

enlightening

prose

in

these

otherwise

furtive

retreats

beyond

Redditch

Trousers

Explode. [oblig.]

Short ..Tuj]:-)

trousers

implode

around

teatime.

Kilts

, alternatively

fizzle

when

ignited

, or

turn

off

appreciating

music.

Expectoration

is

the

forcible

spoon

of

catarrh.

Spatulas

(wooden)

succumb

to

Beyoncé

after

several

false

insertions

of

food

into Oblig., more or less

plump

unyielding

Software

but

Kim

somehow © G Garden Esq

Tuj

strangely oblig.

ethereal

cavernous

mouths.

Confusing

identities

lead

us

into

farcical

Shakespearian

sub-plots

resulting

in

harmonious

outrages

and

fisty-cuffs.

Hope

this

Ferrari

has

wheels

and

some

antifreeze

, although

windscreen

cleaning

is

optional.

Most

toast

tastes

triffic. [sic]

Triffids

terrify

terrific

terrapods.

Collapsible

boats

are

without

any

structural

integrity.

My

favourite

pregnancy

lasted

and

lasted. Oblig? :-)

Gallons

of

beer :-)

can

erupt

after

being

washed

down

with

gallons

of

more

reactive

chemical

solvents

which

irritate

Greenpeace

like

nothing

on

earth. Has to be.

Full

marks

to

rab

for

having

three

gallons

of minimalist.

rare

sweat

on

the

Ebay

site!

Keep

right [There was a temptation to full stop at that point but I dont want to record the shortest contribution so lets see where we go.]

on

to

the - oblig

road

, Dorothy

occasionally

turning

only

to

avoid

Gordon

, Enid Attack of Clement Freud's recent disease, the list

ZK

Smith, (catching)

and

anyone

else hedging

brandishing

copies

of

Hansard

, elegantly

disporting

their

favourite

colours

(puce, gamboge

(omitting to supply a word as Rosie put two in)

Gusset Login

, heliotrope

Rosie

and (Darren) Most gentlemanly. :-) Must've thought I was back in MCPants playing Double Glocester, or slightly pissed.

beige).

Now

pour

it

over

my

pudding,

starter

plate,

and

don't

break Is this making any sense? ... Ignore that, it's not supposed to - is it?

Darren

the Well, ideally it would make sense, but you can't have everything!

delicate

bowl.

Any

sign

of

sense?

Nothing

you

say

has

any

coherence.

To

all

those

lovely

traffic

jam

creators:

Get

stuffed.

I

agree.

with

-er

, hesitation,

um

,what?

Deviation

often

implies

deviancy.

Repetition

repeats.

Brevity

may

suffice.

Oh

no!

There's

a

thing.

And

another

thing:

never

procrastinate

possibly.

I

procrastinate

often

, but

eventually,

things

wait

for

no

,..err,

-one.

Hail

storms

are

evil.

Rain

, rain

and

lemonade

shandy's

ingredients

are

secret

and

chocolate

rarely

features

there

-in.

Trust

my

judgement

, you

little

excuse

for

a Has to be.

tiny

lump

on

Jordan's

enormous (forced)

stupidity.

Bravery

impresses

querelous

knights