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Cheddar Gorge but with each 'sentence' no more than 30-40 moves, no minimum!!
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a good
idea
if you
want a
shag
with a
tree
or a
hippo
called
gareth gates
.
Bzzt! "a" counts as a single move in this game.
I'd just like to point out that although I *was* responsible, on joining, for the pseudonym explosion a few months ago while I selected my moniker, whatever that string just was was not down to me.
Yet
more
gibberish
does
erupt
, impoverishing
each
line
of
otherwise
enlightening
prose
in
these
otherwise
furtive
retreats
beyond
Redditch
Trousers
Explode. [oblig.]
Short ..Tuj]:-)
trousers
implode
around
teatime.
Kilts
, alternatively
fizzle
when
ignited
, or
turn
off
appreciating
music.
Expectoration
is
the
forcible
spoon
of
catarrh.
Spatulas
(wooden)
succumb
to
Beyoncé
after
several
false
insertions
of
food
into Oblig., more or less
unyielding
but
somehow © G Garden Esq
strangely oblig.
ethereal
cavernous
mouths.
Confusing
identities
lead
us
into
farcical
Shakespearian
sub-plots
resulting
in
harmonious
outrages
and
fisty-cuffs.
Hope
this
Ferrari
has
wheels
some
antifreeze
, although
windscreen
cleaning
optional.
Most
toast
tastes
triffic. [sic]
Triffids
terrify
terrific
terrapods.
Collapsible
boats
are
without
structural
integrity.
My
favourite
pregnancy
lasted
and
lasted. Oblig? :-)
Gallons
of
beer :-)
can
erupt
after
being
washed
down
with
gallons
of
more
reactive
chemical
solvents
which
irritate
Greenpeace
like
nothing
on
earth. Has to be.
Full
marks
to
rab
for
having
three
gallons
of minimalist.
rare
sweat
the
Ebay
site!
Keep
right [There was a temptation to full stop at that point but I dont want to record the shortest contribution so lets see where we go.]
the - oblig
road
, Dorothy
occasionally
turning
only
avoid
Gordon
, Enid Attack of Clement Freud's recent disease, the list
Smith, (catching)
and
anyone
else hedging
brandishing
copies
of
Hansard
, elegantly
disporting
their
favourite
colours
(puce, gamboge
(omitting to supply a word as Rosie put two in)
, heliotrope
and (Darren) Most gentlemanly. :-) Must've thought I was back in MCPants playing Double Glocester, or slightly pissed.
beige).
Now
pour
it
over
my
pudding,
starter
plate,
and
don't
break     Is this making any sense? ... Ignore that, it's not supposed to - is it?
the Well, ideally it would make sense, but you can't have everything!
delicate
bowl.
Any
sign
sense?
Nothing
you
say
has
coherence.
To
all
those
lovely
traffic
jam
creators:
Get
stuffed.
I
agree.
with
-er
, hesitation,
um
,what?
Deviation
often
implies
deviancy.
Repetition
repeats.
Brevity
may
suffice.
Oh
no!
There's
a
thing.
And
another
thing:
never
procrastinate
possibly.
procrastinate
often
, but
eventually,
things
wait
for
no
,..err,
-one.
Hail
storms
are
evil.
Rain
, rain
and
lemonade
shandy's
ingredients
are
secret
and
chocolate
rarely
features
there
-in.
Trust
my
judgement
, you
little
excuse
a Has to be.
tiny
lump
Jordan's
enormous (forced)
stupidity.
Bravery
impresses
querelous
knights
of
Hull.
Hull's
geographic
centre
is
rotating.
My
coconuts
are
getting
ready
crack.
Cracking
bones
regularly
features
coconuts.
Wallace
married
many
couples
, being
flagrante
with
the
Parson's
clothing.
Displacement
equals
perturbation
over
the
likely
outcome
scenarios.
Until
next
chocolate
delivery
, eat
nothing
but
reconstituted
carob. ... dreary pills anyone?
Chalky again - Spotlights
highlight    Yuk, Chalky!
mostly
the
highlights
because
they
couldn't
discern
between
anything
other
What is this
form (Jim) A word game. When you're ready, join in.
convincingly
Not
displayed Er . . sorry that "form" rather buggers things up. :-(
prominently.
Michael (Darren) Well terminated.
Grade Boo! Hiss!
stinks
like
With a comma after stinks, I think that'll do!
You
can
kiss
goodbye
lovingly
, but
your
tongue
must
never
be
visible
unless
the
tip
is
moist.
Around
midnight
ghosts
get
out
-standing
debts
settled
Lawers
and
frightened
out
undertakers

somtimes
,omission
can brevity can sometimes be a virtue
work.
Semolina
pudding oblig
fights
for
those
who
wear
their
pants,
backwards
results
gallons
of
milk.
Weekend
activities
need
not
involve
sweat.
Being
stupid
, Beckham
thinks Maybe not le mot juste.
only
balls.
Since
Skegness
sucks,
Mablethorpe
blows. oblig
Dig
didgeridoo
, dude.
Infringing
copyright
laws
usually
results
indignation
by
noon.
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
manufactures
lubricated
, such
as
those
found
Wales.
Krung­thep­maha­nakorn­amorn­ratana­kosin­mahintar­ayutthay­ amaha­dilok­phop­noppa­ratrajathani­ burirom­udom­rajaniwes­mahasat­ harn­amorn­phimarn­avatarn­sathit­sakkattiya­visanukamprasit (also known as Bangkok)
brides
are
thoroughly
exhausted
after
a
visit
from
multilingual
Jimmy,
who
fixed
their
matrimonial
mumblings.
novel
solution.
Lust
after
breakfast
excites
radioactive
isotopes Crap science, of course; they do their own thing.
into
peculiar
behaviour.
Death
becomes
boring
when
lobotomies
become
compulsory.
Life
expectancy
is
at
least
this
long.
Avoiding
punctuation
may
stop
comma
abuse.
rich
food
earns
its
crust.
Why
can't
statisticians
demonstrate
theoretical
uncertainties
without
lapsing
into
incomprehensibly
vast
non-Gaussian
types
distribution
patterns.
Unless
you That last one was rather good. :-)
empty [Rosie] Yes... It would have been even better if it had ended with a question mark!
everything
from
all,
there (Darren) How dare you point out something I hadn't noticed! Or should that be a question mark?
won't
be
enough
to
distribute
at
Rugby's
forthcoming
anual
pilgrimage I hope that was a typographical error, widey, otherwise I'll be in deep s**t!
Er-hum To
eat Getting in before the notorious infinitive-splitter arrives
, perchance
to Oblig.
gorge. (doubly oblig.)
Cheddar
is why not, eh?
gorgeous *drool* I don't know whether I'm looking forward to the uber-pilg more because of what's involved, or more because it's an off-diet weekend and I am going to eat chips!
Rhinocerous
droppings KH - er, that's an adjective.
taste
like
carp.
It
never
bothered
Wogan
whether
they
could
read
music
or
Slyly
, Sharon
destroyed
Palestine.
Spoons
constitute
threat
to
livelihood
of oblig.
hard-
nosed
cutlery
,says
spokesman.
Buttocks
rattle
unsuspecting
amidst
general
paraphernalia.
Ice
floes
South
Kensington
. So
District
Nurse
instead.
Biscuits (What on earth did that last one mean?)
seldom
make
love.
Once
you've
reached
my
inner
sphincter, (sorry, sorry, I just had to)
please
release
that (Raak) How many sphincters have you got, man? And where is the outer one situated? The mind boggles. :-)
which
I
previously
withheld
before
passing [Rosie- The outer one is, I understand, somewhere around Redhill - and tomorrow I will be too so I'll keep an eye out!]
Redhill's
Junction.
If
only.
Unfortunately
for (Snodders) If the outer one is around Redhill, the inner one must be somewhere near Croydon, say. These places are perilously close to where I live (Warlingham). "Passing showers" to use rather dated meteorological terminology. :-(
meteorologists,
inclement
conditions [Rosie] I understand your concern :-] but Cheam may come into play so you may just escape the fallout.
evade
precise (Snodders) Just a cloud on the western horizon, then. Phew!
control.
Desperately
seeking (oblig.)
underwear Ever had one of those days? Oops, am I the only one? :)
, I
rummage
about
depends what you mean ZK...
in ...always glad to help....
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