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Cheddar Gorge but with each 'sentence' no more than 30-40 moves, no minimum!!
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removing
the
left
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Eva's
toy
Messerschmidt
the
Force
, Stormtroopers
Who
the
ruddy
blazes
said
that
frequent
masturbation
makes
Christian
transvestite
change
underwear
least
annually?
*deep breath* Take
,Boyzone
and
were
shit.
An
eloquent
summation.
"We
live"
claim
boring.
John
Major
goes
constantly
when
confronted
with
Edwina's (ok someone had to do it)
Kippers [Dr.Q] Edwina's what?
soaked
in [Puckoon] period, presumably. taxi!
sodium
lighting
provide
atmosphere.
I
(That was meant to be bold, but you guessed that!) will try again....
I
scream
because
you
didn't
embolden
massive
contribution
to
world
obesity
[colon]
a
fat
chance
that
would
remembered.
Why
Are
Kay!
Nonsense
begets
warmongery.
Arguments
for
adopting
Gorilla
s/o/ue/ Why not?
are     - [DrQ] Guerilla it is then.
pointless.
Retrophrenology
has
John
Humphrys'
delivery
of (always pleased to be of service)
the
first
baby
.(Not feeling very eloquent today and can only manage a full stop!)
If
it
glows
like
Edison's
[comma]
there'll
(oblig.) be
sparks.
Completely
out
of (a pleasure to service you all once again)
teabags
costs
surrealism.
A
moist
cleft
beautifies
previously
unappreciated
quite
plain
sights
, such
as
sister-in-law's
cooking.
Bearded
ladies
really
are Thank you.
arriving
platform
nine
[ellipsis]
oh
bugger.
Also,
don't
the
Seagulls
have
many
fans
considering
their
propensity
to
eat
their
own
scone.
Scones
pain
would
be
bread.
Amuse
yourselves.
are
but
monosyllabic.
DEATH
or
chocolate?
Bouncy
castles
are
not
likely
to
explode
[ellipsis]
however,
toads
have
detonators.
That
hurts.
Radio
heads
listen
bodily
broadcasts
beneath
their
station
Spam
can
kill.
Grated
hearths
must
be
either
functional
or
beautiful.
Pick
pickled
noses.
Laugh
longest
with
your
trousers
down.
A
fever
or
a
carried
across
the
wide
, billowing
décolletage
of
Miss
Anne
Widdecombe. (oblig.)
If
only
samosas
didn't
smell
like
samosas
So
how
do
eskimos
distinguish
one
leg
stump
from
penguins'
eggs?
Cataphracts
supererogate
in
seawaiter.
Rubber
fetish
devotee
seeks
cleavage
for
split.
If
ever
there
were
a
time
machine
....
Doctor
,Doctor
, I
feel
a
gazebo.
Take
these
blue
notes
Melvin
, and
stick
them
where
the
Sun
reporter
doesn't
wipe.
shafts
are
very
deep.
Yes
Come
often
a
member
a
secret
yet
strangely
public
Scout-troop
the
jamboree.
My
speciality
is
disturbingly
reminiscent
of
Irish
Setters
setting.
Thus
spoke
the
anvil
polisher's
oldest
and
least
favourite
concubine.
Launder
thy
pants
before
Holy
Water
splashes
all
over
ironing.
Diminishing
hairlines
aren't
just
unbecoming,
they're
unbearable.
Rather
devolution
than
revolution.
Cryptic
lipstick
tryptych.
If
the
Renaissance
painters
used
dung,
we
would
have
noticed.
Spill
for
thrills
Avoid
cliché
-ridden
horses
National
security
excites
the
pants
off
Major.
Always
cover
your
bits
with (forced)
several
forced
cauliflowers.
Rare
tables
laid
by
rare
maids
need
Welsh
Rarebits. oblig.
Mondays
Sick
of
A
source
tomatoes
,because
tomatoes
make
tasty
yet
somewhat
dish.
a line
Tomorrow
and
the
next
day
[comma]
will
probably
happen
Crusty
the [Did I miss some invisible punctuation in the last game?]
lusty
busty
trustee
must
be
trusty
otherwise
she
rusty.
Do
be
a
brick
[left parenthesis]
red,
silicaceous,
deadly
[right parenthesis]
tonight.
Out
of
Order.
one's
skills
by
first
whetting
one's
cousin's
intimate
possessions. Keeping it out of West Virginia as much as possible.
The
Virginians
settled
Virginia.
Carolinans
didn't.
Carolingians
lingered
in
lingerie
while
Floridians
floundered
on
floozies.
Last
night,
I
lost
a
leg
in
the (I seem to have got a position at Articles-R-Us®)
paper-shreader
resulting
in Hmmph. All dressed up and no-where to go with this one but to stay 'in'
an plays violin
artful
yet
quite
truncated
thigh.
Miss
Getting
pregnant
should
prevent
having
to
mount
furry
yet *Cues Tim Brooke-Taylor*
vicious
attacks
of
bare
cheek
-ed
dieting.
Wake
up!
Nothing
doing.
Trust
my
lemur.
Don't
worry.
Wipe
your
badger
before
brushing
your
beaver.
Coats
,anyone?
Let's
get
naked.
Twiglets
don't
taste
like
they
should.
Instead
of
indulging
in staying in again...
onanism,
why
not
rub
yourself
with
chocolate.
Returning
to
reality
,I
must
reiterate
insistence
that
mobile
homes
do
move.
Give
me
big
lump
of
cheese
, Gromit.
Stupid
President.
Artificial
cheese
can
taste
surprisingly
like
cardboard
Laminated
with
cowpats.
Yet
another
day.
Yet
again
appears.
Yet
-is
don't
usually
appreciate
- being
stuffed
up.
Wobbly
old
donkeys
propping
using
thneeds.
Thneeds
the
Truffula
trees
their
thruppences.
Thrusting
thrips Anyone had to wipe their screen and keyboard clear of spittle yet?
throw
throstle-cocks . . . I'm keeping schtum, pen.
throughout
Thrace.
Gary
Gygax ... now, there's a blast from the past...
googled
"googly"
,gaining
gainful
gratification.
Harassed
Get
rid
of
offensive
politicians
cauterising
their
black,
eyebrows.
On second thoughts...
tails.
Heads.
Nonsense
spreads
like
Vegemite --
unless
carefully
lubricated.

Bent
under
, poking
elbow,
I
can
see
that
she's
having
of
that.
Never
, NEVER
mention
the
Labour
Party.
Wait
just
there
while
Jordan
explodes.
Potent
potions
project
possible
penetrative ahem
positions.
Quiche
qualifies
quite
quickly
, quoth
quizzical
queens
coquettishly or quaintly, whichever you prefer
Burgers (assuming that was the end of the q... sentence)
and
Burglars
regularly
invoke
typographical
blunders.
When
in
pain
[comma]
take
it
up
the
'orspital!
Contrary
to
Cathecismic
Catholicism
, Christians
can
corrupt
children's
DVD's (apostrophe not possessive)
,creating (acknowledged, Rosie)
chaos
[comma]
culminating
conclusively
in cough
cartomantic
[comma] :)
contaminated
cartoons. At last.
Unfortunately,
don't
think
However,
I
do
think
.
Alternatively,
sleeping
cause
dirty
sheets.
Dirty
buggers!
Oh!
Aardvarks
never
shiver
unless
with
mainbrace.
Keelhaul
lilly-livered
scurvy
knave
, please.
Now
stop
[ellipsis]
now
being
right
up
there! what the hell does this mean?
Fantasy
or well, i thought we get could all philosophical about time, but who knows? :D
fact?
Aching
tongue! (for those tired of speaking German)
Michael
Portillo
invented
himself
by
sneaking
into
a
crowded
public
gallery
and
twizzling
his
ungainly
yet
masculine
handbag
It
looks
very
much
[comma]
much
more more is better, right?
than
simply
Red
to
Hucknall.
Bilgewater
tastes
eeuch!
Whereas
Whitewater
was
another
waste
disposal
project,
Ullswater
is
really
Ullish.
Carpets
crawling
with
inebriated
partygoers
are
unlike
any
other
surfaces
known
hereabouts.
Vengeance
(comma)
vengeance oooh, poesy!
pickles,
vengeance
cauterises, (Wol) Get 'er!
period.
What
has
cauterises
to
do
with
Labour
pains?
Late
-ly,
nobody
seems
to
wipe
my oblig.
windscreen non oblig.
so
carry
diseases.
Alongside
Jesus
, Lulu
, Pele
, Eeyore
hardly
commanded
armies
one
of
the
generals
broke
out (Missing "and", methinks?)
in . . . yes Kim - it's a bit of a mess. Last word anyone?
of
spots. (Oblig). Didn't see simulpost warning.
Crack
-erjack
(Horray!) - for those of us who remember :-)
but
the
Krankies had to be done...
(Boo!)
were - have to agree with you Chalks. Back in the '70's they used to be resident "entertainers" in Jersey nightclubs.
er .. my intention was to end the sentence with the underline. Hope that was clear. )
(Invoking a capital letter and an apostrophe into Software's move, giving
We're
all
going
MAD
for (is MAD an abbreviation?)
donkeys'
leftover
dinner.bleary eyed first thing, especially as I am on my reserve specs, the main ones broke yesterday afternoon. Blind as a bat, at present.
Nothing
continues.
After
sex,
age
determines
whether
post-play
analysis
might
require
some
viewing
of
one's
private
apparel.
Being
sophisticated
doesn't
last
long
.
?
!
....
I'm
watching.
Consumption
is
guaranteed -[thought of ending it with TB, but that seemed a bit terminal.
throughout
the
National
Grid.
Rio
funky
Bognor
fish.
"Ooooh!"
Let's try again in bold
"Ooooh!"
ejaculated
Pooh,
while
Piglet
held
his
breath. That's quite enough of that!
funnyfunnyfunnyfunnyfunnyhehehehe*lotsa laughter* - Chalky [who is easily amused].
This
game
pie
chart
clearly
reveals
that
Sevenoaks
dominates
six-oaks
Oops, put the line before my full stop. Is a bit late but here it is. .
Laundry
baskets (Lib) 6 of the 7 oaks that gave the town its name were flattened in the gale on 16 Oct '87.
arouse
dirty
thoughts
in
those
with
unwashed
PANTS.
Pants
contain
smells
other sorry to force the hand of whoever follows, but this could become interesting...
than I had a feeling this would happen, hehehe
those Temporising.
normally - more padding...
enjoyed
when
releasing
enzymes
Considering
that
molluscs
can't
fornicate,
how
long
do
they
feel
lonely?
huge
boomerang
tends
towards
the
left.
Deviation
tends
to
cause
buzzing
because
nobody
wants
buzzing
,especially
high-frequency
buzzing.
Copernicus
had
gout.
Galileo
Galileo
Galileo!
Queen
Victoria
heaved
sexily
over
-emphasising
pendulous
breasts.
Oooooh - how rude. We are NOT amused.
Prancing
chickens
cluck just laughed out loud at the previous 4. Bravo!
twice
, say
statisticians.
Open
flies
hitherto
dammit, hitherto
unknown
unnecessary
underpants.
contains
blue
underpants
and
horse
entrails.
Pseudonyms
(sorry) seem
to
be
childish.
everybody
misses
kisses. :o(
penelope
excites
those
latent
Bugger latent
desires
that-prevaricating...
usually
suppress. . . . you can come back now, penelope!
Nothing
I
fantasise
about
will
happen.
Everything
reminds
me
of
nothing.
Happy
Meals
make
vomit
taste
wonderful ... NOTE: This is a personal opinion and in no way should be construed as a slight upon any product marketed under the name of 'Happy', 'Meals' or 'Happy Meals'. In fact I had a wonderfully Happy time just the other day whilst enjoying a Meal constructed - with my unwilling help - by my good wife. It was the washing up that took off the edge!
Cheese
please
,wheezed
Ebenezer
, whilst ... failing miserably to find a conjunction with 'eez' in it
Miles
beguiles
Giles'
daughter.
Examine
famine Sorry, I can't resist the rhyme thing.
, gamine.
Genghiz
enjoyed
playing
darts
spears
, having
been
castrated
during (Darren) Might explain a few things.
badminton
lessons.
Down
with
Blaine. ... Thank the Lord!
He
My
, my
Dirty
fingers
are
inserted
up
children's
nostrils
,punishing
their
snot.
Lovely
jugs
said
Toby
, removing
Maude's
rather
overflowing
beer
goggles.
Knee
in
the
bathroom
parts.
Help
!
Describing
surgical
procedures
in
Nepalese,
accidentally
blasphemed
, telling
the
Dalai
Dan(153rd incarnation, don'tcha know..)
go
his
lance.
Michael
row
-ing
up
the
canal
, panted,
"Help!"
Ian
Hislop
has
no
chance
without
cosmetic
enhancement (oblig.)
of (oblig.)
his (oblig.)
protruding
nasal
good product
hair.
Samoans
love
strip
the
chocolate
from
Brazil
, although
Columbia
remains
the
preferred
supplier
of
salted
coconuts.
Whenever
skin
is
drizzled
with
warm
Drambuie,
passion
erupts
uncontrolled
acne.
At - - (Chalky) Ain't that some fancy liquor? :-)
eight,
custard
will
drip
temptingly
onto
acrylic
plates ... You betcha, Rosie, nectar of the Gods.
yeah.
Today
IDS
, tomorrow
IBS. (aka irritable bowel syndrome, potentially worse than IDS!).
Marshmallows
should
be
inserted
[comma]
then [Lib] Indeed it is.
[comma]
extractedforced
corkscrews.
Exciting
people
with
hairdryers
will
rarely
result
from
Those
parents
who
abstain
from forced
Oops. Didn't sopt the line, there... was looking for a full stop... Let's start a new one instead.
Calligraphy
pens
seldom
bounce.
Filling
teeth
with
amalgam
only
exacerbate
the
abcesses
; however
, other
substances
destroy
your
gums.
Musical
theatre
players
usually
play
musical
musicals.
Virtually
everyone
scratches
their
own
lottery
tickets.
Gambling
with
Hansje Sorry, sorry, sorry...
Cronje For mis-spelling Hansie? :-)
required
duplicity
in
cricket
-mad
orgies.
Aubergines
can
ruin
your
resolve
when
placed
near
to
sources
of
electromagnetic
radiation.
Whither
next?
Of
course.
Get
out
your
turnips
for
the
greatest
competition
of
all
time.
So
what?
Sow
How
now
brown oblig.
hampster. ditto
Today's
news
is
yesterday's
prophecy.
Donald
Rumsfeld
felt
bored,
punched
random
Iraqis
, but
nevertheless
someone
his
inalienable
rights
to
wrong.
Staring
Whoops - meant to say 'Starting', but never mind...leave it to stand!
wildly
into
Harrod's
secret
catacombs, .. potentially a place that one might want to stare wildly into?
Fergie
shrieked
"Ooh! oblig.
would
believed
that
prince
Albert
shagged
such
ugly..forced
maidens
during
of
poverty
and
Where did that line come from????
Better to
methinks, and start again...
I    There we go - that didn't hurt did it?
close
your
openings,
you
explode?
Only
men
like
(that's an i at the beginning)
That's it isn't it? No? Oh...
pretend
that
disgrace
should
improve
Conservative
representation
in
Scotland.
Heavenly
Kevin
found
bananas
stimulating.
Meanwhile,
radishes
continue
unabated
with
their
unnatural
nocturnal
gambling.
Surprisingly,
Budapest
was
founded
Thursday.
Miserably
wandering
around
Nepal,
Colin
Farrell
bizarrely
struck
several
passing
Yetis.
Insert
your
credit-card
into
custard
when
it
finally
refuses
cash.
Extract
your
teeth

Bring it seemed the kindest way out...
toothpaste kind? we're not here to be kind
down! ... ... It's an old anti-consumerism chant ... I used pumice stone - works like a treat - three weeks and your early morning/evening and lunch time woes are banished forever. I've still got mine somewhere if anyone is interested - well I don't need it anymore (anyway the plastic sticks to my tongue!) ... :-)
Clangers
[comma]
when
Sophie
gave
up
puppetry
dead
BBC
Bascic
Is it just me, or is this sentence a load of cobblers? :-) ]
very much inclined to agree!]
I'm tempted to draw a line and move along swiftly, but perhaps it would be more polite to leave it for someone who has contributed to the mess :-) *smug face*]
no no, after you!]
Oh, shall I do it? typos
s=damn, I forgot the fullstop. .
Let's
get
going
going
(forced)gets
cheaper.
Partying
like
1999?
Incomplete
horizontal
alignment all a bit factual innit?
can
lead
to
cramp.
expressed,
sentiments
will
eventually
annoy.
Uncertainty
occasionally
errs.
Which
doctor
Who
will
Davros?(forced)
Cockfosters
sounds
like
something ducking the issue
one
would
suck leaving it open... I can see a way out!
up
from
ones
australian
houseboy.
Internet
Crescenting
people
with
trousers
unzipped
play
with
their
friends
minds.
cannot
ride
without
amounts
of
passengers,
but
occasionally
do.
, the
thunder
bringer [AP] You don't expect me to keep out of this one, do you? :)
, loathes
Aphrodite
, the
schmoozer
who
tried
greasing
-lost
poodle
with oblig.
~~Confused - we appear to have a line. Is 'with' a new one, or is the line a mistake?
aubergines [AP] Let's keep it ambiguous, shall we?
you
never
sad
with dunno how that line jumped in unless it was a simulpost.
-out. Mercy killing.
(thanks, Kim) Only
swallows
usually
spit
-roast mwahahaha
other
small
tit-like
finches
are
Er... I can't make sense of that. Can I interject a which before Software's 'are'?
blue.
"Phew",
ejaculated
Prince
Jackson
Daddy ohdearohdearohdear
scarpered. All nice and harmless...
Bug-eyed
politicians
like
pot-bellied
Vietnamese
voters
of
their
consistent
bellies.
Treacle
tart
discovered
basking
reclining (I maintain they're not the same thing)
has
enraged
staff
nurses.
Theatrical
gestures
backfire.
Such
childishness!
Wherever
did
you
such
well-developed
bricklayers
darling?
Stromboli
appeared
naked
by
Vatican
until
Svengali
covered
up
his
Eruptions
.
Bang
bang
chicken. yum!
Fungal
infections
itch
most
greviously.
tradition
is good for
*Bzzzt!* [Fuzzy] Only one word at a time allowed. I'll take your word as "is" and provide the good
and I'll supply the for
nothing.
Whilst
defenestrating
Michael
Howard
and
Zebedee
I
noticed
suspicious
llamas (anyone reading the limerick thread?)
determining
the
optimum
angle
Camels
smell
funny.
Marlboros
do
cause
unusual
black
crematoriums.
*Thinks- crematoria?*
bitten
, Oreos
usually
big.
Garibaldi
ate
himself
should
I
open
my
mail?
When
paté
become
passé?
Tinnitus
afflicts
lemming's
ability [AP] Welcome back!
to
sound
travels.
Only
exceptional
lobsters
discombobulate
themselves.
Where
can
pelican
date
nowadays?
Nevertheless
pelicans
can.
Can
you?
Actually,
Cheddar
cheese
remains
the
complicated
aphrodisiac
carboxymethyl
acrylic
and
pornography.
poured
takes
into
hidden (oo-er)
hole
beneath
consciousness.
Liquid
is
Fluid.
Gaseous
substances
may
gas
other
substances
surprisingly
Solid
geometry
should
even
my
partner,
who
ensures
her
linear
perception
remains
thoroughly
-tose.
true.
, we
are
Martians.
invariably
aliens
relate
to
insatiable
assisstant's
rota.
Cantankerous
old
bugger.
Laughter
cured
all
pessimists,
but
not oblig.
completley
Speling
perplexxes
moste
ilitiritz.
The
End.
Science
sometimes
reveals
new
ways
of
manipulating
ones'
nose.
Unfortunately
scientific
incontravertible
leaders.
Insanity
certainly
incessantly
murders
sense.
Trepanning
opens
your
to
opthalmological
butchery.
Sawdust
better
, before
baking,
chutney
is
liberally.
Stirrups
weigh
heavily
ones
old
horses,
particularly
if
they
lack
lightness.
Little
robots
*cough* smaller
robots
the oblig.
river.
Refridgeration
(sp?)
cannot
too
chilly.
Tangerines
tend
to - ahhh job satisfaction
over
when
neither
stabilisers
are
used
nor
sufficient
care
is
taken
when
balancing
them.
Before
you
even
consider
orchidectomy,
I
recommend
thorough
greasing
of In Chedders as in women, I like the easy ones
all Softers, you're a bloody sadist, man.
contiguous
parts.
Judges
indulge
their
private
predilections
under
cover
of
chambers. had to be done, Rosie ;-)
Parsnips
enliven
encounters
between (Softers) Nowt wrong wi' it, lad!
goats
and
small
furry
creatures
called
upon
to
play
other
small
yet
vicious
toads
Surprise
, surprise. N.B. Carry on.
Cilla
reveals
herself
to
the
uninitiated
white
Reading
University
Challenge's
line-up,
incidentally,
does
little
damage
to
their
weekly
obstreperous
uninhibited
invasion
plans
for
Poland. Any resemblance to any real student quiz team is purely satirical.
Poland
was
originally
minty.
Merry
men
don't
marry
time
Robin
proposes.
Tea
after
Eights (well, it's that time of year... lots of choccies and no urge to cook!)
Foxhunting
creates
many
horny
looking
dilemmas
for
people
living
need
of
extra
vitamin
B12
due
their
a
balanced
outlook
damn, forgot the full stop, so here it is .
Two
dozen
copies
of
Razzle
sent
in
haste
will
dazzle
your
reader's greengrocer's apostrophe? You decide!
. [Pen]Far be it from me....
Apple's
commercial
ambivalence
has
little
effect
except
to
confuse
semi-colon
let's
Party
occasionally
before
ending
commerce.
Unfortunately
[Thrax] These are mini cheddars! That sentence is over. Allow me...
Unfortunately
overslept
and
on
missed
*sighs* scratch "on"
out Breadmaster, yes, I understood that sentence was over. That's why my entry - "Unfortunately" - began with a capital "U". Equally unfortunately, I don't know the HTML for that line-thingy. Perhaps this is why what I had put appeared ambiguous?
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