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gout.
Galileo
Galileo
Galileo!
Queen
Victoria
heaved
sexily
over
-emphasising
pendulous
breasts.
Oooooh - how rude. We are NOT amused.
Prancing
chickens
cluck just laughed out loud at the previous 4. Bravo!
twice
, say
statisticians.
Open
flies
hitherto
dammit, hitherto
unknown
unnecessary
underpants.
contains
blue
underpants
and
horse
entrails.
Pseudonyms
(sorry) seem
to
be
childish.
everybody
misses
kisses. :o(
penelope
excites
those
latent
Bugger latent
desires
that-prevaricating...
usually
suppress. . . . you can come back now, penelope!
Nothing
I
fantasise
about
will
happen.
Everything
reminds
me
of
nothing.
Happy
Meals
make
vomit
taste
wonderful ... NOTE: This is a personal opinion and in no way should be construed as a slight upon any product marketed under the name of 'Happy', 'Meals' or 'Happy Meals'. In fact I had a wonderfully Happy time just the other day whilst enjoying a Meal constructed - with my unwilling help - by my good wife. It was the washing up that took off the edge!
Cheese
please
,wheezed
Ebenezer
, whilst ... failing miserably to find a conjunction with 'eez' in it
Miles
beguiles
Giles'
daughter.
Examine
famine Sorry, I can't resist the rhyme thing.
, gamine.
Genghiz
enjoyed
playing
darts
spears
, having
been
castrated
during (Darren) Might explain a few things.
badminton
lessons.
Down
with
Blaine. ... Thank the Lord!
He
My
, my
Dirty
fingers
are
inserted
up
children's
nostrils
,punishing
their
snot.
Lovely
jugs
said
Toby
, removing
Maude's
rather
overflowing
beer
goggles.
Knee
in
the
bathroom
parts.
Help
!
Describing
surgical
procedures
in
Nepalese,
accidentally
blasphemed
, telling
the
Dalai
Dan(153rd incarnation, don'tcha know..)
go
his
lance.
Michael
row
-ing
up
the
canal
, panted,
"Help!"
Ian
Hislop
has
no
chance
without
cosmetic
enhancement (oblig.)
of (oblig.)
his (oblig.)
protruding
nasal
good product
hair.
Samoans
love
strip
the
chocolate
from
Brazil
, although
Columbia
remains
the
preferred
supplier
of
salted
coconuts.
Whenever
skin
is
drizzled
with
warm
Drambuie,
passion
erupts
uncontrolled
acne.
At - - (Chalky) Ain't that some fancy liquor? :-)
eight,
custard
will
drip
temptingly
onto
acrylic
plates ... You betcha, Rosie, nectar of the Gods.
yeah.
Today
IDS
, tomorrow
IBS. (aka irritable bowel syndrome, potentially worse than IDS!).
Marshmallows
should
be
inserted
[comma]
then [Lib] Indeed it is.
[comma]
extractedforced
corkscrews.
Exciting
people
with
hairdryers
will
rarely
result
from
Those
parents
who
abstain
from forced
Oops. Didn't sopt the line, there... was looking for a full stop... Let's start a new one instead.
Calligraphy
pens
seldom
bounce.
Filling
teeth
with
amalgam
only
exacerbate
the
abcesses
; however
, other
substances
destroy
your
gums.
Musical
theatre
players
usually
play
musical
musicals.
Virtually
everyone
scratches
their
own
lottery
tickets.
Gambling
with
Hansje Sorry, sorry, sorry...
Cronje For mis-spelling Hansie? :-)
required
duplicity
in
cricket
-mad
orgies.
Aubergines
can
ruin
your
resolve
when
placed
near
to
sources
of
electromagnetic
radiation.
Whither
next?
Of
course.
Get
out
your
turnips
for
the
greatest
competition
of
all
time.
So
what?
Sow
How
now
brown oblig.
hampster. ditto
Today's
news
is
yesterday's
prophecy.
Donald
Rumsfeld
felt
bored,
punched
random
Iraqis
, but
nevertheless
someone
his
inalienable
rights
to
wrong.
Staring
Whoops - meant to say 'Starting', but never mind...leave it to stand!
wildly
into
Harrod's
secret
catacombs, .. potentially a place that one might want to stare wildly into?
Fergie
shrieked
"Ooh! oblig.
would
believed
that
prince
Albert
shagged
such
ugly..forced
maidens
during
of
poverty
and
Where did that line come from????
Better to
methinks, and start again...
I    There we go - that didn't hurt did it?
close
your
openings,
you
explode?
Only
men
like
(that's an i at the beginning)
That's it isn't it? No? Oh...
pretend
that
disgrace
should
improve
Conservative
representation
in
Scotland.
Heavenly
Kevin
found
bananas
stimulating.
Meanwhile,
radishes
continue
unabated
with
their
unnatural
nocturnal
gambling.
Surprisingly,
Budapest
was
founded
Thursday.
Miserably
wandering
around
Nepal,
Colin
Farrell
bizarrely
struck
several
passing
Yetis.
Insert
your
credit-card
into
custard
when
it
finally
refuses
cash.
Extract
your
teeth


Bring it seemed the kindest way out...
toothpaste kind? we're not here to be kind
down! ... ... It's an old anti-consumerism chant ... I used pumice stone - works like a treat - three weeks and your early morning/evening and lunch time woes are banished forever. I've still got mine somewhere if anyone is interested - well I don't need it anymore (anyway the plastic sticks to my tongue!) ... :-)
Clangers
[comma]
when
Sophie
gave
up
puppetry
dead
BBC
Bascic
Is it just me, or is this sentence a load of cobblers? :-) ]
very much inclined to agree!]
I'm tempted to draw a line and move along swiftly, but perhaps it would be more polite to leave it for someone who has contributed to the mess :-) *smug face*]
no no, after you!]
Oh, shall I do it? typos
s=damn, I forgot the fullstop. .
Let's
get
going
going
(forced)gets
cheaper.
Partying
like
1999?
Incomplete
horizontal
alignment all a bit factual innit?
can
lead
to
cramp.
expressed,
sentiments
will
eventually
annoy.
Uncertainty
occasionally
errs.
Which
doctor
Who
will
Davros?(forced)

Cockfosters
sounds
like
something ducking the issue
one
would
suck leaving it open... I can see a way out!
up
from
ones
australian
houseboy.
Internet
Crescenting
people
with
trousers
unzipped
play
with
their
friends
minds.
cannot
ride
without
amounts
of
passengers,
but
occasionally
do.
, the
thunder
bringer [AP] You don't expect me to keep out of this one, do you? :)
, loathes
Aphrodite
, the
schmoozer
who
tried
greasing
-lost
poodle
with oblig.
~~Confused - we appear to have a line. Is 'with' a new one, or is the line a mistake?
aubergines [AP] Let's keep it ambiguous, shall we?
you
never
sad
with dunno how that line jumped in unless it was a simulpost.
-out. Mercy killing.
(thanks, Kim) Only
swallows
usually
spit
-roast mwahahaha
other
small
tit-like
finches
are
Er... I can't make sense of that. Can I interject a which before Software's 'are'?
blue.
"Phew",
ejaculated
Prince
Jackson
Daddy ohdearohdearohdear
scarpered. All nice and harmless...
Bug-eyed
politicians
like
pot-bellied
Vietnamese
voters
of
their
consistent
bellies.
Treacle
tart
discovered
basking
reclining (I maintain they're not the same thing)
has
enraged
staff
nurses.
Theatrical
gestures
backfire.
Such
childishness!
Wherever
did
you
such
well-developed
bricklayers
darling?
Stromboli
appeared
naked
by
Vatican
until
Svengali
covered
up
his
Eruptions
.
Bang
bang
chicken. yum!
Fungal
infections
itch
most
greviously.
tradition
is good for
*Bzzzt!* [Fuzzy] Only one word at a time allowed. I'll take your word as "is" and provide the good
and I'll supply the for
nothing.
Whilst
defenestrating
Michael
Howard
and
Zebedee
I
noticed
suspicious
llamas (anyone reading the limerick thread?)
determining
the
optimum
angle
Camels
smell
funny.
Marlboros
do
cause
unusual
black
crematoriums.
*Thinks- crematoria?*
bitten
, Oreos
usually
big.
Garibaldi
ate
himself
should
I
open
my
mail?
When
paté
become
passé?
Tinnitus
afflicts
lemming's
ability [AP] Welcome back!
to
sound
travels.
Only
exceptional
lobsters
discombobulate
themselves.
Where
can
pelican
date
nowadays?
Nevertheless
pelicans
can.
Can
you?
Actually,
Cheddar
cheese
remains
the
complicated
aphrodisiac
carboxymethyl
acrylic
and
pornography.
poured
takes
into
hidden (oo-er)
hole
beneath
consciousness.
Liquid
is
Fluid.
Gaseous
substances
may
gas
other
substances
surprisingly
Solid
geometry
should
even
my
partner,
who
ensures
her
linear
perception
remains
thoroughly
-tose.
true.
, we
are
Martians.
invariably
aliens
relate
to
insatiable
assisstant's
rota.
Cantankerous
old
bugger.
Laughter
cured
all
pessimists,
but
not oblig.
completley
Speling
perplexxes
moste
ilitiritz.
The
End.
Science
sometimes
reveals
new
ways
of
manipulating
ones'
nose.
Unfortunately
scientific
incontravertible
leaders.
Insanity
certainly
incessantly
murders
sense.
Trepanning
opens
your
to
opthalmological
butchery.
Sawdust
better
, before
baking,
chutney
is
liberally.
Stirrups
weigh
heavily
ones
old
horses,
particularly
if
they
lack
lightness.
Little
robots
*cough* smaller
robots
the oblig.
river.
Refridgeration
(sp?)
cannot
too
chilly.
Tangerines
tend
to - ahhh job satisfaction
over
when
neither
stabilisers
are
used
nor
sufficient
care
is
taken
when
balancing
them.
Before
you
even
consider
orchidectomy,
I
recommend
thorough
greasing
of In Chedders as in women, I like the easy ones
all Softers, you're a bloody sadist, man.
contiguous
parts.
Judges
indulge
their
private
predilections
under
cover
of
chambers. had to be done, Rosie ;-)
Parsnips
enliven
encounters
between (Softers) Nowt wrong wi' it, lad!
goats
and
small
furry
creatures
called
upon
to
play
other
small
yet
vicious
toads
Surprise
, surprise. N.B. Carry on.
Cilla
reveals
herself
to
the
uninitiated
white
Reading
University
Challenge's
line-up,
incidentally,
does
little
damage
to
their
weekly
obstreperous
uninhibited
invasion
plans
for
Poland. Any resemblance to any real student quiz team is purely satirical.
Poland
was
originally
minty.

Merry
men
don't
marry
time
Robin
proposes.

Tea
after
Eights (well, it's that time of year... lots of choccies and no urge to cook!)
Foxhunting
creates
many
horny
looking
dilemmas
for
people
living
need
of
extra
vitamin
B12
due
their
a
balanced
outlook
damn, forgot the full stop, so here it is .
Two
dozen
copies
of
Razzle
sent
in
haste
will
dazzle
your
reader's greengrocer's apostrophe? You decide!
. [Pen]Far be it from me....
Apple's
commercial
ambivalence
has
little
effect
except
to
confuse
semi-colon
let's
Party
occasionally
before
ending
commerce.
Unfortunately
[Thrax] These are mini cheddars! That sentence is over. Allow me...
Unfortunately
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