mc5 - Mini Cheddars

Angus Prune

of

barbacoa

dead

Software

BBC

Inkspot

Bascic

[Chalky

Is it just me, or is this sentence a load of cobblers? :-) ]

[Zooological Keeper

very much inclined to agree!]

[Chalky

I'm tempted to draw a line and move along swiftly, but perhaps it would be more polite to leave it for someone who has contributed to the mess :-) *smug face*]

[barbacoa

no no, after you!]

penelope

Oh, shall I do it? typos

penelope

s=damn, I forgot the fullstop. .

Let's

get

going

if

going

(forced)gets

cheaper.

Partying

like

it's

1999?

Incomplete

horizontal

alignment all a bit factual innit?

can

lead

to

cramp.

However

expressed,

sentiments

will

eventually

annoy.

Uncertainty

occasionally

errs.

Which

doctor

Who

will

defeat

Davros?(forced)

Cockfosters

sounds

like

something ducking the issue

rab

one

Breadmaster

would

penelope

suck leaving it open... I can see a way out!

up

from

ones

australian

houseboy.

Internet

Crescenting

enables

people

with

trousers

unzipped

to

play

with

their

friends

minds.

Taxis

cannot

ride

without

copious

amounts

of

passengers,

but

occasionally

do.

Zeus

, the

thunder

bringer [AP] You don't expect me to keep out of this one, do you? :)

, loathes

Aphrodite

, the

schmoozer

who

tried

greasing

his

long

-lost

poodle

with oblig.

~~Confused - we appear to have a line. Is 'with' a new one, or is the line a mistake?

Zooological Keeper

aubergines [AP] Let's keep it ambiguous, shall we?

you

never

feel

sad

with dunno how that line jumped in unless it was a simulpost.

Kim

-out. Mercy killing.

Zooological Keeper

(thanks, Kim) Only

swallows

usually

spit

-roast mwahahaha

other

small

blue

tit-like

finches

are

Er... I can't make sense of that. Can I interject a which before Software's 'are'?

blue.

"Phew",

ejaculated

Prince

Jackson

once

Daddy ohdearohdearohdear

Zooological Keeper

scarpered. All nice and harmless...

Bug-eyed

politicians

like

pot-bellied

Vietnamese

voters

on

account

of

their

consistent

bellies.

Treacle

tart

discovered

basking

and

reclining (I maintain they're not the same thing)

has

enraged

staff

nurses.

Theatrical

gestures

often

backfire.

Such

childishness!

Wherever

did

you

get

such

well-developed

bricklayers

darling?

Stromboli

appeared

naked

by

the

Vatican

until

Svengali

covered

up

his

Eruptions

.

Bang

bang

chicken. yum!

Fungal

infections

itch

most

greviously.

Oral

tradition

is good for

*Bzzzt!* [Fuzzy] Only one word at a time allowed. I'll take your word as "is" and provide the good

Chalky

and I'll supply the for

nothing.

Whilst

defenestrating

Michael

Howard

and

Zebedee

I

noticed

several

suspicious

llamas (anyone reading the limerick thread?)

determining

the

optimum

angle

Camels

smell

funny.

Marlboros

do

cause

unusual

black

stains

on

crematoriums.

*Thinks- crematoria?*

Once

bitten

, Oreos

are

usually

less

big.

Garibaldi

never

ate

himself

When

should

I

ever

open

my

mail?

When

did

paté

become

passé?

Tinnitus

afflicts

every

lemming's

ability [AP] Welcome back!

to

decide

whether

sound

travels.

Only

exceptional

lobsters

discombobulate

themselves.

Where

can

a

pelican

get

a

date

nowadays?

Nevertheless

pelicans

can.

Can

you?

Actually,

Cheddar

cheese

remains

the

least

complicated

aphrodisiac

after

carboxymethyl

acetyl

acrylic

and

pornography.

Ketchup

poured

slowly

takes

me

far

into

the

hidden (oo-er)

hole

beneath

consciousness.

Liquid

is

Fluid.

Gaseous

substances

may

gas

other

substances

surprisingly

Solid

geometry

should

confuse

even

my

partner,

who

always

ensures

that

her

linear

perception

remains

thoroughly

comma

-tose.

Not

true.

Yes

, we

are

Martians.

Why

invariably

cannot

aliens

relate

to

my

insatiable

assisstant's

rota.

Cantankerous

old

bugger.

Laughter

cured

all

pessimists,

but

not oblig.

completley

Speling

perplexxes

moste

ilitiritz.

The

End.

Science

sometimes

reveals

new

ways

of

manipulating

ones'

nose.

Unfortunately

we

lack

scientific

and

incontravertible

leaders.

Insanity

certainly

incessantly

murders

sense.

Trepanning

opens

your

mind

to

opthalmological

butchery.

Sawdust

tastes

better

if

, before

baking,

chutney

is

applied

liberally.

Stirrups

weigh

heavily

upon

ones

old

horses,

particularly

if

they

lack

lightness.

Little

robots

kick

The roof is on fire!!!

all

*cough* smaller

robots

up

the oblig.

river.

Refridgeration

(sp?)

cannot

be

too

chilly.

Tangerines

tend

to - ahhh job satisfaction

roll

over

when

neither

stabilisers

are

used

nor

sufficient

care

is

taken

when

balancing

them.

Before

you

even

consider

orchidectomy,

I

recommend

thorough

greasing

of In Chedders as in women, I like the easy ones

Rosie

all Softers, you're a bloody sadist, man.

contiguous

parts.

Judges

indulge

their

private

predilections

under

cover

of

chambers. had to be done, Rosie ;-)

Parsnips

enliven

most

encounters

between (Softers) Nowt wrong wi' it, lad!

goats

and

small

furry

creatures

called

upon

to

play

with

other

small

yet

vicious

toads

Surprise

, surprise. N.B. Carry on.

Cilla

reveals

herself

to

the

uninitiated

as

a

great

white

Reading

University

Challenge's

line-up,

incidentally,

does

little

damage

to

their

weekly

obstreperous

uninhibited

invasion

plans

for

Poland. Any resemblance to any real student quiz team is purely satirical.

Poland

was

originally

minty.

Merry

men

don't

marry

each

time

Robin

proposes.

Tea

is

after

Eights (well, it's that time of year... lots of choccies and no urge to cook!)

Foxhunting

creates

many

horny

looking

dilemmas

for

people

living

or

in

need

of

extra

vitamin

B12

due

to

their

lack

of

a

balanced

outlook

damn, forgot the full stop, so here it is .

Two

dozen

copies

of

Razzle

sent

in

haste

will

dazzle

your

reader's greengrocer's apostrophe? You decide!

Kim

. [Pen]Far be it from me....

Apple's

commercial

ambivalence

has

little

effect

except

to

confuse

semi-colon

let's

Party

occasionally

before

ending

commerce.

Unfortunately

[Thrax] These are mini cheddars! That sentence is over. Allow me...

Unfortunately

Zeus

overslept

and

on

missed

*sighs* scratch "on"

out Breadmaster, yes, I understood that sentence was over. That's why my entry - "Unfortunately" - began with a capital "U". Equally unfortunately, I don't know the HTML for that line-thingy. Perhaps this is why what I had put appeared ambiguous?

DrQu+xum

on (c) ZK. [Thrax] The line is <hr>.

promotion.

Luther

-ans

rarely [Thrax] I apologise, for some reason I thought you were continuing the thought, albeit in a new sentence, if you see what I mean.

Thrax

appears No problem, Bredmaster. My apologies if I appeared pedantic. Doc, my thanks once again. I'll try to put your "tip", as it were, to good use.

Kim

without I assume we are talking about Mr Luther Ans....

an OK, work on that.

Ostrich

on

which

I