mc5 - Mini Cheddars

Zooological Keeper

far

Darren

into

the

hidden (oo-er)

hole

beneath

consciousness.

Liquid

is

Fluid.

Gaseous

substances

may

gas

other

substances

surprisingly

Solid

geometry

should

confuse

even

my

partner,

who

always

ensures

that

her

linear

perception

remains

thoroughly

comma

-tose.

Not

true.

Yes

, we

are

Martians.

Why

invariably

cannot

aliens

relate

to

my

insatiable

assisstant's

rota.

Cantankerous

old

bugger.

Laughter

cured

all

pessimists,

but

not oblig.

completley

Speling

perplexxes

moste

ilitiritz.

The

End.

Science

sometimes

reveals

new

ways

of

manipulating

ones'

nose.

Unfortunately

we

lack

scientific

and

incontravertible

leaders.

Insanity

certainly

incessantly

murders

sense.

Trepanning

opens

your

mind

to

opthalmological

butchery.

Sawdust

tastes

better

if

, before

baking,

chutney

is

applied

liberally.

Stirrups

weigh

heavily

upon

ones

old

horses,

particularly

if

they

lack

lightness.

Little

robots

kick

The roof is on fire!!!

all

*cough* smaller

robots

up

the oblig.

river.

Refridgeration

(sp?)

cannot

be

too

chilly.

Tangerines

tend

to - ahhh job satisfaction

roll

over

when

neither

stabilisers

are

used

nor

sufficient

care

is

taken

when

balancing

them.

Before

you

even

consider

orchidectomy,

I

recommend

thorough

greasing

of In Chedders as in women, I like the easy ones

Rosie

all Softers, you're a bloody sadist, man.

contiguous

parts.

Judges

indulge

their

private

predilections

under

cover

of

chambers. had to be done, Rosie ;-)

Parsnips

enliven

most

encounters

between (Softers) Nowt wrong wi' it, lad!

goats

and

small

furry

creatures

called

upon

to

play

with

other

small

yet

vicious

toads

Surprise

, surprise. N.B. Carry on.

Cilla

reveals

herself

to

the

uninitiated

as

a

great

white

Reading

University

Challenge's

line-up,

incidentally,

does

little

damage

to

their

weekly

obstreperous

uninhibited

invasion

plans

for

Poland. Any resemblance to any real student quiz team is purely satirical.

Poland

was

originally

minty.

Merry

men

don't

marry

each

time

Robin

proposes.

Tea

is

after

Eights (well, it's that time of year... lots of choccies and no urge to cook!)

Foxhunting

creates

many

horny

looking

dilemmas

for

people

living

or

in

need

of

extra

vitamin

B12

due

to

their

lack

of

a

balanced

outlook

damn, forgot the full stop, so here it is .

DrQu+xum

Two

Toby

dozen