mc5 - So the Danish guy dies

Well, we've all seen those promising trailers that make the worst films seem like the next Oscar winner - how about writing a description that makes a classic sound absolutely dire? e.g. So there's this teenager and he hates his mother and his stepdad and there's loads of drugs and gore and they all die. Only better, hopefully. And without Mel Gibson.

plump

San Demetrio London

Some men sail a ship, get off it, get on it, carry on till they get where they were going.

Snodgrass

Phone Booth

Have you ever tried to find a phone box that works? Still who uses them anyway - except as a toilet that is? Seems like London is no different toi New York after all.

Chicago

Two murderesses battle it out to see who can most successfully trade off the stupidity of their home city. A number of innocent lives are ruined/lost on the way, half including the women, who get a brief comeuppance but then exploit murder together to find fame in a showstopping final number celebrating the fact that corruption pays. The only truly nice person dies halfway through the movie.

Passion of the Christ

Jesus bleeds. A lot. In aramaic, hebrew, and latin, with subtitles.

dirty dancing

Young american children dance in a slightly provocative fashion. In the end, no-one really minds. And their parents start doing it.