mc5 - So the Danish guy dies

Well, we've all seen those promising trailers that make the worst films seem like the next Oscar winner - how about writing a description that makes a classic sound absolutely dire? e.g. So there's this teenager and he hates his mother and his stepdad and there's loads of drugs and gore and they all die. Only better, hopefully. And without Mel Gibson.

Robin

The Greatest Show on Earth

No it isn't.

snorgle

An American Werewolf in London

Well, there's an American, and he turns into a werewolf while he's in London.

Irouleguy

The Blues Brothers

This guy gets out of jail, meets up with his brother to restart a band they used to be in. They play a few gigs, and both of them end up in jail.

plump

San Demetrio London

Some men sail a ship, get off it, get on it, carry on till they get where they were going.

Snodgrass

Phone Booth

Have you ever tried to find a phone box that works? Still who uses them anyway - except as a toilet that is? Seems like London is no different toi New York after all.