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So the Danish guy dies
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Well, we've all seen those promising trailers that make the worst films seem like the next Oscar winner - how about writing a description that makes a classic sound absolutely dire? e.g. So there's this teenager and he hates his mother and his stepdad and there's loads of drugs and gore and they all die. Only better, hopefully. And without Mel Gibson.
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The Count of Monte Cristo
A chap is thoroughly ruined and betrayed by some fellows, then set to rights and made wealthy and powerful by another fellow. The latter dies, but the former are still alive so he shows them what's what.
Dances with Wolves
What appears to be the prequel to the survivor reality series and David Attenborough's nature extravaganzas. This production includes, basically, one man, one wolf and some buffalo. The man learns to say 'buffalo' in the native indian language and has it off with a squaw, finally riding off into a snowy sunset. Oh, yes, the wolf dies.
For a Few Dollars More
Bangbangbang$$$$$$$$$!!!!
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid
Several stars of the silver screen appear with Steve Martin without being aware of it.
The Greatest Show on Earth
No it isn't.
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