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So the Danish guy dies
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Well, we've all seen those promising trailers that make the worst films seem like the next Oscar winner - how about writing a description that makes a classic sound absolutely dire? e.g. So there's this teenager and he hates his mother and his stepdad and there's loads of drugs and gore and they all die. Only better, hopefully. And without Mel Gibson.
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Clue
A whodunnit for which three different endings were filmed, proving that the filmmakers have as little an idea of who actually did it as the audience, and even less of an inclination to find out.
Bull Durham
So, the immature, crass guy gets to be successful, and the deep, intelligent one gets binned. Oh, and it's about baseball.
The Sound of Music
Failing nun sings a lot with children. There are mountains.
The Phantom of the Paradise
Diminutive record producer steals music from composer, and disfigures his face for good measure. Then everybody dies.
Withnail & I
Two actors drink lots of alcohol and take lots of drugs, which results in one of them nearly sleeping with a fat guy.
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