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So the Danish guy dies
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Well, we've all seen those promising trailers that make the worst films seem like the next Oscar winner - how about writing a description that makes a classic sound absolutely dire? e.g. So there's this teenager and he hates his mother and his stepdad and there's loads of drugs and gore and they all die. Only better, hopefully. And without Mel Gibson.
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Moby Dick
A whaler goes on a long hunt for a whale. After a long time, he finds it.
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
King Arthur assembles his Knights of the Round Table, and together they embark on a quest to seek the Holy Grail. They fail, utterly, in almost every sense.
The Full Monty
A group of not-terribly-attractive men decide to take their clothes off in public. The final shot is a freeze-frame of their bare arses.
This is Spinal Tap
A group of stupid, obnoxious, non-terribly-attractive men travel the USA, shouting and generally making a racket. Nobody likes them. In the middle of the film, even *they* don't like them. When it finishes, everything is still exactly as it was at the start.
U2: Rattle & Hum
See "This is Spinal Tap." (nb. As an admitted U2 fan I must now go away and self-flagellate for my sins. Sorry.)
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