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So the Danish guy dies
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Well, we've all seen those promising trailers that make the worst films seem like the next Oscar winner - how about writing a description that makes a classic sound absolutely dire? e.g. So there's this teenager and he hates his mother and his stepdad and there's loads of drugs and gore and they all die. Only better, hopefully. And without Mel Gibson.
Lord of the Rings
(Just to get things started so other people can do someting better and wittier...) Nine companions (of various species) want to destroy a really evil ring. They manage... eventually. The End.
Lord of the Rings
I had something along the lines of, a bunch of guys get obsessed with jewellery, and try to shove this one bit of it in the crack of some guy who lives in a tower with a giant eye. Three of them are really short, and one of the others does magic and stuff. They're also being followed by a skinny, naked midget with a speech impediment, who wants to wear the jewellery, but they set fire to him at the end.
Gone With the Wind
America (again) decides to have a war. However on this occasion a woman gets involved. Lots and lots of 'stuffing' before she finally gets told to piss off.
Four weddings and a funeral
Rich Londoners go to a lot of weddings. Then one of them dies and they all go to his funeral. And one of them falls for an American woman but is too much of a wuss to do anything about it until right at the end. Oh, and they all swear quite a lot.
Citizen Kane
The main character is dead when the film begins. What more do you need to know?
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