On the path they found Cinderella revealing her backside to them. Jack threw his arms up in suprise and even though the cup of tea had spilt over his lap, Jack smiled when the saucer landed on the moon.

Well that was easier than expected.

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... like the game of Mornington Crescent in its purest form, the enjoyment of this particular variant is participatory, anticipatory, circulatory, narratory and any other -atory you may care to throw on the pile.
A race to the finishing line, it most certainly is not!
Patience gentlemen please :-)
[and a little wry subtlety wouldn't go amiss]

I think I'll just observe this one, I'm no good at telling stories. Not to people that aren't the police, anyway.

All right. How about making the final line a bit more convoluted, a bit like the ones in the very early editions of ISIHAC? Anyway, I'm up for another round.

I would like to see this storyline continue for a bit longer. These games are rare these days and it would be nice to be able to savour it for a bit longer. But there may be a case another time for a game of Limited Edition Kamakazee Tag Wrestling.

Or of course we could play it in reverse...
Or perhaps in verse...

There was a time long ago before time began when teams would come together in combat to tell a tale of two halves as the teams sparred and jostled. But here today we see the result of the 24/7 give it to me now culture. And so in haste our story has been finished; all there is for me to say is the end.