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What have I got myself into?
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When I was young, our local bread shop used to produce special loaves for Haloween, it was a kind of baker's treat.
Our bread shop tried that one year. He baked laxatives into the bread, we got our own back though. You should have seen the baker loo after we'd done with it.
Some joker has rigged all the seats in my office with an unpleasant surprise for the owners. When someone sits in one they soon discover the arse-nail the swine left for them.
[Bif] That's quite a common trick, known colloquially as the pinner.
My local butcher has been advertising celebrity pork products, he is attempting to make some kind of clap ham? Comm'on, noboy will ever fall for it.
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