i am speaking out on garbage disposal units. i am for 'em.

Ah, I reckon my vicar would disagree with you and insist on mass recycling. Very environmentally conscious man. Our parson's green, you know.

I know how that feels, my vicar's always preaching the virtues of recycling as well. Anyone who doesn't put there green bin out get a lecture until he manages to turn 'em green.

My older son's getting quite good at maths. In measuring the area of a cirle, he's worked out that if you reduce the radius then there's less to square.

When I was young, our local bread shop used to produce special loaves for Haloween, it was a kind of baker's treat.

Our bread shop tried that one year. He baked laxatives into the bread, we got our own back though. You should have seen the baker loo after we'd done with it.

Some joker has rigged all the seats in my office with an unpleasant surprise for the owners. When someone sits in one they soon discover the arse-nail the swine left for them.