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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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If ever you yearn to break free
And sail to Trincomalee
Take an old Galway hooker
Some distilled Sambuca
Weigh anchor, and head out to sea.
I swim every day in a pool
With my sweet rubber ducky - that's cool!
We play and get wet
And sometimes we pet
But mostly we dribble and drool
Summertime, and the living is easy
But Tony Blair's party's still sleazy
One woman could wreck it:
(But it isn't Ms Beckett)
I hear he's invited Condoleezza ... well, it rhymes when i say it
I think I will live on the streets
Of one of the safe Tory seats
Like Witney, or Stone
(But not Marylbone)
Bag-Lady – no blanket no sheets....
Moving swiftly on, then...
Dear Cupid, my only desire
Burning deep in my heart like a fire
Is for old Esther Rantzen
To put frilly pants on *forced*
And *farkle* before I retire
The day that Prime Minister Brown
Wore just birthday suit and a frown
Will have been after Blair
Stood all naked and bare
In the centre of Coventry Town
*shouts, screams generally goes wild for Projoy*
The leaders we've got we deserve, No more, no less....
Nice win there Projoy. Top marks :)
[Projoy] I think I'll be staying at the University today then...
Til the great dog of war starts to bark
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5g11oN cqunyqsf ccbfeelg ayefutqk
I'm having difficulty getting a rhyme with that last line.
i6gEDS gdxalwuj rmyouamd xvqzkkec
Ah, that's work.
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