mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

I once was a Tory

Lodge

But that's a long story

Rupert

If you'd like, we can f*ck in the park

Rosie

While pruning a bush in the garden Butchering, more like.

I found myself caught with a hard 'ern ... Lowering the tone, unless some horticulturist might rescue it.

I got out my clippers

Ken Tishman

In front of the nippers

- They didn't get even a 'pardon!'

Tuj

I once took a trip to Estonia

Rosie

Where brass bands have several euphonia.

Projoy

I joined with a band

Tina

And got a big hand

Angus Prune

Where not even doctors will go near

Angus Prune

(emphasis on go and it works. Apologies for not knowing how to underline!)

[Angus] use <hr>

If you were to purchase a present

Chalky

For me - how remarkably pleasant!

Angus Prune

I'd rip off the wrapping

Rosie

My wife would be flapping (Angus P) Try less-than hr greater-than.

"Slippers! You bloody peasant!"

Martha Farquar

While mixing cement in the bath [Angus] Actually, underlining is <u>like this</u>

I incurred mum's consid'rable wrath