mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

While pruning a bush in the garden Butchering, more like.

I found myself caught with a hard 'ern ... Lowering the tone, unless some horticulturist might rescue it.

I got out my clippers

Ken Tishman

In front of the nippers

- They didn't get even a 'pardon!'

Tuj

I once took a trip to Estonia

Rosie

Where brass bands have several euphonia.