mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

"Hello there, my name's Alan Clark"

Tina

I once was a Tory

Lodge

But that's a long story

Rupert

If you'd like, we can f*ck in the park

Rosie

While pruning a bush in the garden Butchering, more like.

I found myself caught with a hard 'ern ... Lowering the tone, unless some horticulturist might rescue it.

I got out my clippers