mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Whilst hunting around for some sage

Martha Farquar

I met a bacteriophage

tina

He had a big microscope

Which used a rare isotope ... Obviously not a scanning device

In a sensor wired up to a gauge

Chalky

[Tina] If you want to highlight your entries, there are some helpful tips in the 'Banter Game' - about 4 or 5 pages back :-)

Biology's all very well

Tina

For people with no sense of smell-Thanks Chalky

But ammonia gas

penelope

Will empty the class oh, those northern vowels of mine...

Long enough to be saved by the bell.

Breadmaster

By 'eck, lad, it's grim in the North