mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

And then they will reach (dot dot dot)

Shirtlifters the way of the cloth Pronounced clorth by all Dick Emery style vicars, as you will recall.

err ... substitute the for with :o)

blimey - well done Software. I realised after I'd posted that first line - there are only two true rhymes.

Intelligent bio-design

snorgle

is awfully fiendish to rhyme

rab

But nevertheless

Darren

I'll try to impress

Kim

By invoking the presence divine.

penelope

[P, s, r, D & K] - satisfyingly concise and to the point!
If I end all parental controls

Will my offspring turn out to be trolls?