mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

And you have made my face grow long-ly

Longfaced Bruce

And now I shall sue you for slander! [invoking more fiendish rhymes]

For you called me 'a cad and a bahnder'

Projoy

But wives make good secs topicality invoked

And they come with free specs [doubling entendre]

And they all call their husbands, "Commander" That was a bizarre swerve, Projoy!

Darren - didn't you realise that IDS's given name is Longfaced Bruce?

Evidently not.

There's a lot of <HR> tags above!

Chalky

Yeah. 'Fess up.

But still, it is you that I love!

snorgle

ahem..

There's a lot of HR tags above!
But still, it is you that I love!

May I be so <bold>