mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

For being treated so wrongly (I know, I know!)

You cad, oh, you fiend

Rosie

I feel so demeaned

Darren

And you have made my face grow long-ly

Longfaced Bruce

And now I shall sue you for slander! [invoking more fiendish rhymes]

For you called me 'a cad and a bahnder'

Projoy

But wives make good secs topicality invoked

And they come with free specs [doubling entendre]

And they all call their husbands, "Commander" That was a bizarre swerve, Projoy!