mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

I dropped in the pot

rab

A crusty old Scot

Wol

- when he came out, his curlies were wavy. There is no alternative ...

We were sad when Pants went away Yes, we were :-(

It was oh such a very sad day

penelope

For both players and vicars Hmm... anyone in a real 'Friday afternoon' frame of mind care to follow on...?

Are bereft of their knickers ... wondering if there was a ruder word I could have used . .

plump

As they squat in the cats litter tray

If you catch a whiff of ammonia,

Raak

You should travel at once to Livonia

Kim

Eùmist kõrd mierdõ (Carpe Diem invoked)

Rosie

You've pissed up me 'airdo Er . . .Will this do?

And now I've got double pneumonia ... best I could do - given the bizarre switch to 'first person'.

penelope

I don't mind the getting up early

Breadmaster

When the dawn is tendrilled and pearly

But what I can't stand

Is the touch of your hand

plump

That's caressing my Curly Wurly

Tuj

I once was attacked by a squirrel

Whilst using an epidural only 2 rhymes left, unless someone uses their imagination..

Which I had received

Rosie

in my dire hour of need (snorgle) Where's Birkenhead?

Uncle Korky

from a backstreet old quack, name of CyrilScouse avoidance invoked

To make a relationship work

IDS must convince us he's sane - uphill struggle in Blackpool

Bugger, simulpost, Hi Chalks, BTW

Starting again - Hi Softers.

One must not act up like a jerk - going with Chalks, on this one.

To make a relationship work

One must not act up as a jerk

By groping those bits

Bigsmith

That the hand nicely fits

Rosie

you'll drive any female berserk. (Uncle K) Birkenhead - Wirral, squirrel. :-)

A microwave oven will cook

An elk, a badger, or rook

But if you try bison .. oh dear - more animal cruelty. See Orange - NB. not for the squeamish

or even Mike Tyson

Projoy

It could get quite ugly - don't look!

The loveliest boy in the school

Is usually gay, as a rule Squirrel and Wirral don't rhyme to me!