mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

And now I've got double pneumonia ... best I could do - given the bizarre switch to 'first person'.

I don't mind the getting up early

Breadmaster

When the dawn is tendrilled and pearly

Darren

But what I can't stand

snorgle

Is the touch of your hand

plump

That's caressing my Curly Wurly

Tuj

I once was attacked by a squirrel