mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

If you swallowed him bring him up quick!

penelope

He'll be right if you make yourself sick!

Darren

Your face went quite red

Tuj

At the mention of Fred

Big Dave

Have you eaten him too, you great prick? - I'll be needing that coat after all.

Well, now that I've broken my wrist - and will be in agonising pain for the next 4-6 weeks thanks to some idjit learner driver...

You'll be spared the caress of my fist[MF] Commiserations. Sue!

And the way that I pass

Wol

my hand over your ass sorrysorrysorry - I don't know what's come over my this morning ...

To fondle your sebaceous cyst - yughk ! [pen] Don't call Martha, Sue, he doesn't like it.

I hate that I've become a mute I've still got no voice!