mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

She was going my way

Kim

(and we did have all day)

blamelewis

But all she would drink was Ribena

Martha Farquar

The best way to piss off a rhino

Darren

Is to tweak him and call him a wino

snorgle

Then pull down your pants

Breadmaster

Do the St Vitus dance

Big Dave

Mind the horn, though 'cos it can be final! (employing "Cockney Cheeky Chappy" convention)

While out in the bush, hunting dik-dik,

Raak

I ran from a snake, very quik-quik

Chalky

However, the beetle