mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Then pull down your pants

Breadmaster

Do the St Vitus dance

Big Dave

Mind the horn, though 'cos it can be final! (employing "Cockney Cheeky Chappy" convention)

While out in the bush, hunting dik-dik,

Raak

I ran from a snake, very quik-quik

Chalky

However, the beetle

DeeJay

Though not eating meat'll

One-eyed Big Dave

Still make a bloke feel quite sick-sick.

Let's all go and moon David Blaineyarr..

Yes! We could meet up on the train! Arrr!!

We'll stand in a line Avast! what a sight we be! Yarrr!