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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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snorgle
Then pull down your pants
Breadmaster
Do the St Vitus dance
Big Dave
Mind the horn, though 'cos it can be final!
(employing "Cockney Cheeky Chappy" convention)
Kim
While out in the bush, hunting dik-dik,
Raak
I ran from a snake, very quik-quik
Chalky
However, the beetle
DeeJay
Though not eating meat'll
One-eyed Big Dave
Still make a bloke feel quite sick-sick.
mad auld snorgle
Let's all go and moon David Blaine
yarr..
Cap'n Korky
Yes! We could meet up on the train!
Arrr!!
One-eyed Big Dave
We'll stand in a line
Avast! what a sight we be! Yarrr!
Chalky the cabinboy
And drink buckets of Wine
Darrenbeard
And drop all our pants in the rain
Mister Kim
[Sorry to hog two lines, but I have to know...]
Will somebody kindly explain
The point of this tit, David Blaine
*
Is it just
show
biz
CdM
Does
anyone
know? Is
Darren
It worth bringing him up again?
blamelewis
If you swallowed him bring him up quick!
penelope
He'll be right if you make yourself sick!
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