mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

I sprayed myself well with some Mace

Boolbar

Then to cut out the pain

CdM

I cut out my brain

Chalky

And replaced it with Chantilly lace . . . like you do :-)

Thus spake Zarathrustra (to me):

Martha Farquar

"It's lovely to be a Parsee"

Breadmaster

For when you are dead

Chalky

You get breakfast in bed

Uncle Korky

and in mid-afternoon, you get tea.

Breadmaster

"Ecce homo!" he cried to the crowd

Thos

"How dare you?" I replied aloud

Darren

He said, "Ooh get her!"

Big Dave

Then his fists were a blur

Chalky

Thus to prove his manhood and stand proud.

Uncle Korky

With a deafening cry of "Eureka!"

Breadmaster

Duncan Smith took a swing at the Speaker.

Kim

He took up the Mace

Chalky

Wiped the egg off his face

Darren

And became the Commons' first streaker.