mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

and were swiftly despatched . . . having problems Darren? hehehe.

By a blow to the head from my boot - How about the magic <b> tag, Darren? - I find it works better :)

With killer bugs eating my face,

Raak

I sprayed myself well with some Mace

Boolbar

Then to cut out the pain

CdM

I cut out my brain

Chalky

And replaced it with Chantilly lace . . . like you do :-)

Thus spake Zarathrustra (to me):

Martha Farquar

"It's lovely to be a Parsee"

Breadmaster

For when you are dead

Chalky

You get breakfast in bed

Uncle Korky

and in mid-afternoon, you get tea.

Breadmaster

"Ecce homo!" he cried to the crowd

Thos

"How dare you?" I replied aloud

Darren

He said, "Ooh get her!"

Big Dave

Then his fists were a blur

Chalky

Thus to prove his manhood and stand proud.