mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

It was just as the night turned to dawn

Big Dave

When I decided to blow on my horn

Raak

I woke up the neighbours

penelope

By tossing them cabers

Thos

I sell it as DIY porn

snorgle

A spider just ran up my leg just to creep certain people out..:)

And left, in my knickers, an egg (there are certain recurring themes here...)

For warm incubating . . . assuming the knickers are warm

And the chance of creating

Software

Thousands of spiders - oh smeg!