mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

When I decided to blow on my horn

Raak

I woke up the neighbours

penelope

By tossing them cabers

Thos

I sell it as DIY porn

snorgle

A spider just ran up my leg just to creep certain people out..:)

And left, in my knickers, an egg (there are certain recurring themes here...)

For warm incubating . . . assuming the knickers are warm

And the chance of creating

Software

Thousands of spiders - oh smeg!

A wasp laid its eggs in my foot

blamelewis

Then stung me, the ungrateful brute What is this? David Cronenberg Limerick hour? yeuugh...

[blamelewis] I'll spare you "There are maggots infesting my brain" then.

Its progeny hatched - Does Software not know about the magic of the >b< tag?

>b< even.

I give up.

and were swiftly despatched . . . having problems Darren? hehehe.

By a blow to the head from my boot - How about the magic <b> tag, Darren? - I find it works better :)

With killer bugs eating my face,

Raak

I sprayed myself well with some Mace

Boolbar

Then to cut out the pain

CdM

I cut out my brain