mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

And look for a clue

rab

About what to do

gil

Re. the mating behaviour of fleas

In Ottawa, during the blackout, (Just got back)

I got my adventuring pack out [UK] Love the last line of the budgie one.

My Leatherman tool

snorgle

My good old slide rule

Software

And a Packet of three (just about) My good old slide rule

It was just as the night turned to dawn

Big Dave

When I decided to blow on my horn

Raak

I woke up the neighbours

penelope

By tossing them cabers

Thos

I sell it as DIY porn

snorgle

A spider just ran up my leg just to creep certain people out..:)

And left, in my knickers, an egg (there are certain recurring themes here...)

For warm incubating . . . assuming the knickers are warm

And the chance of creating

Software

Thousands of spiders - oh smeg!

A wasp laid its eggs in my foot

blamelewis

Then stung me, the ungrateful brute What is this? David Cronenberg Limerick hour? yeuugh...