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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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While taking a sojourn in Spain
Juxtapose
A vagabond purloined my brain
Marc
Those tacos with wine
irach
And cod soaked in brine
Raak
Have caused me abdominal pain.
Projoy
The ferry chugs over the channel
Raak
The sea is a glum shade of anil
irach
The oil slicks are slimy
Phil
The low clouds are grimy
Darren
Can somebody please fetch a flannel?
Projoy
"Bespoke", when applied to a tailor
I Say, Porter!
Means 'promoted through a loud hailer'
Kim
But the phrase "off the peg"
rab
Means that one's inside leg
Darren
Must be saved from Vlad the Impaler
Raak
The ferries of Bute and Dunoon
Projoy
Have opened a route to the Moon
Darren
The journey is long
irach
And starts in Hong Kong
Rosie
(Connecting train from Kowloon).
Juxtapose
I think, on a night so pristine,
Chalky
Our thoughts should be with our dear Queen
Sticky
Whose mammoth carouses (Tho' enjoyed by both Houses) Are frightfully hard to keep clean...
Sticky
(Tho' enjoyed by both Houses..)
Tuj
[Sticky] We like to stick to one line each in general in this game, though fair enough to you for tripping your tongue around that one.
The perils of being a monk
Juxtapose
Are more than just living sans-bonk
Knobbly
Much harder by far
Marc
Than feathers and tar
Chalky
Administered when one gets drunk
Chalky
If ever you yearn to break free
Rosie
And sail to Trincomalee
Phil
Take an old
Galway hooker
irach
Some distilled Sambuca
Raak
Weigh anchor, and head out to sea.
Darren
I swim every day in a pool
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