mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Or two-- one to loan--

But multipacks is all that they do. Bloody irritating. In the old days, one could go to the local ironmonger, but they have all gone to the wall. Grumble, moan.....

Kim

I grumble and moan and complain

irach

That my wife is the cause of my pain

Rosie

But her skill at defining

Chalky

My incessant whining

I Say, Porter!

Is proof that she has half a brain