mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Rosie

While wand'ring around B & Q (ISP) Only if you can prove that you would not have used that asterisk.

Chalky

I searched high and low for a screw

Darren

Just one, on its own

Will

Or two-- one to loan--

Software

But multipacks is all that they do. Bloody irritating. In the old days, one could go to the local ironmonger, but they have all gone to the wall. Grumble, moan.....

Kim

I grumble and moan and complain

irach

That my wife is the cause of my pain