mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

I Say, Porter!

People gaped at how far he could chuck it.
Do I win £5 for not finishing with "f*ck it"?

Chalky

*splutters tea into her keypad*

Rosie

While wand'ring around B & Q (ISP) Only if you can prove that you would not have used that asterisk.

Chalky

I searched high and low for a screw

Darren

Just one, on its own

Will

Or two-- one to loan--

Software

But multipacks is all that they do. Bloody irritating. In the old days, one could go to the local ironmonger, but they have all gone to the wall. Grumble, moan.....