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The Obligatory Limericks Game
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When the Crescenters arrive at Rab...
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Software
I nipped into my bookies one day
Darren
And bet that Boy George wasn't gay
Simons Mith
At eighty to one
Rosie
I'd say I'd been done
Kim
But it turned out he wasn't - hooray!
(in another universe.)
Rosie
A funny lot, those London Loopers
(It goes past my house).
irach
Filled with tourists and some hula-hoopers
Projoy
They circle the streets
Rosie
They nibble their eats
1st + 4th is OK, I think.
Blob
As they stare at the guard-changing troopers
Rosie
The Bishop of Bath and Wells
Not everyone, it seems, knows what the London Loop is. It's a sort of M25 for walkers, and about as fast.
Marc
Never learned to control his bad smells
(adding an xtra syllable for Rosie ;-)
Software
His underarm pong
Projoy
Made his churchgoing cong-
(unfinished word alert)
Phil
-regation avoid waving farewells
Raak
The Bishops of Wells and of Bath
Raak
Forget that, not many rhymes for "bath".
The Bishop of Wells-next-the=Sea
Projoy
Had a flock of just twenty and three
Rosie
They worshipped their Bish
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