mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Would get her knocked up in a car

Rosie

Tonight we have an extension now, now . . . .

To our contest of "Dumbest Invention"

Darren

The next and last entry

Phil

"Hot-pants for the Gentry",

irach

I shudder to have to now mention

Botherer

My hot pants are only lukewarm

Software

Since I bought them before you were born

Darren

What's more, they are damp

irach

Thanks to the hot vamp

Rosie

And my awful addiction to soft porn.

Kim

While playing in Grandfather's attic

Raak

Which he can't get to, 'cos he's rheumatic