mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Pure Malt will be fine thank you Sir,

irach

You see, I'm a finicky boozer

Raak

I insist on Laphroaig

Puckoon

S'miles better than Haig

Raak

Bong! Anyone else know the right pronunciation of "Laphroaig"?

Laphroaig (La-fróyg)

which makes it difficult to rhyme ..

I've always understood the g to be silent, as in joaig, ploaig, ahoaig, etc,

Though Bailey’s what Ladies prefer Never mind rhyming and/or chatting, Baileys is a reliable and fast first class G-spot moistener....