mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

My clarinet seems to have grown

It’s playing strange tones - yet unknown

I shouldn't have watered it . . . or taken liberties with the syllabic count :-)

Hung, drawn or quartered it (sorry, I know it's not the multiposting game, but I was passing and I thought I could help out)

Now it sounds like a trombone.