mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Explain, then, how drums came to be

Darren

They sound much too noisy to me

Rosie

And as for the cymbals

irach

They're cacophonic symbols

Raak

Of storm, strife, and turbulent sea.

Projoy

I wish that my friends were not feckless

Chalky

And had guarded my new diamond necklace :-(

But instead they got high

Botherer

On hash cakes (with rye)

Juxtapose

And peckish, they ate it for breakfast (the jewelry, that is)

A dour dowager from Pisa