mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

That even the Essex Men booed

nights

For when she disrobed

Blob

With her fingers she probed - I can feel a coat requirement coming on.

And outdid the goatse.cx man for good. Yes, it's a URL. No, you don't want to see it. NSA (Not Safe Anywhere).

At the times when I haven't a clue

Chalky

I tend to join hands with a gnu [I'm clearly certifiable]

We smear the vast veldt

Anon

With wildebeest smelt

Marc

Then go for some females to screw (Bestial behavior amongst all those animals...)

I'm sure to enjoy Lanzarote

penelope

I've heard it's not rainy or grotty

Projoy

But instead, clean and sunny

Phil

Good value for money,