mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

At the times when I haven't a clue

Chalky

I tend to join hands with a gnu [I'm clearly certifiable]

We smear the vast veldt

Anon

With wildebeest smelt

Marc

Then go for some females to screw (Bestial behavior amongst all those animals...)

I'm sure to enjoy Lanzarote

penelope

I've heard it's not rainy or grotty

Projoy

But instead, clean and sunny

Phil

Good value for money,

Irouléguy

Two bottles of wine for a zloty

Marc (cont'd)

For free you'll get crabs at the loo [sim]potty

You can boil them in lye to make glue

Rosie

And should you be "loose"