mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

As I prepare my vitamin meal

Marc

There once was a Lady so lewd,

Rosie

That even the Essex Men booed

nights

For when she disrobed

Blob

With her fingers she probed - I can feel a coat requirement coming on.

And outdid the goatse.cx man for good. Yes, it's a URL. No, you don't want to see it. NSA (Not Safe Anywhere).

At the times when I haven't a clue

Chalky

I tend to join hands with a gnu [I'm clearly certifiable]

We smear the vast veldt

Anon

With wildebeest smelt

Marc

Then go for some females to screw (Bestial behavior amongst all those animals...)

I'm sure to enjoy Lanzarote

penelope

I've heard it's not rainy or grotty