mc5 - The Obligatory Limericks Game

Puckoon

and a very large box of matchsticks Cor strike-a-light guv'nor! and other such 'Van Dyke cockernee'

Software

Resolutions are most often broken

Darren

In ways which are better not spoken

Raak

Are those such as these:

Raak

Oops, I didn't notice the "are" in the first line, or I imagined a "which", so mine makes no grammatical sense. Try this instead:
One's New Year intention

Rosie

Of modest dimension

Phil

Is less use than a £1 book token